Steve

tbh, of course.

I was very glad that Scott didn't drink too much on the times I met him. If he fell over and landed on me I'd be dead.

ps. I bet that some posters on here would be classified as morbidly obese, tbh.

I would be willing to put money on the statement that I believe 75% or more of posters on this message board are fat and have never actually played a full game of anything, let alone football.

I was thinking about it, but you're a fat bastard when compared to me.

Hay, I want to know your description of others you've met from here. What about Jill, JJ, me, Cath, Peasepud, Boyo? We're left out here man. This thread has potential for greatness.

I have a recurring dream about me, catmag and a whole lot of nakedness.

I always knew you were a closet Mackem. ps.

When Ayatollah Halliwell declares a Jihad on you.

Done.

The list grows. Shearergol DotBum Alex Hogman

Why like, you looking for some wanking material? 32180[/snapback] Not for a while, I'm spent after Pietersen's innings. Cheers Ally just sent you a PM. 32216[/snapback] Want me to declare a Jihad on Scott for you?

If anyone that posts on this forum deserves to be made an Ayatollah it's me. I would be perfect as the fanatical, ranting type that declares holy war on anyone that disagrees with me. All hail Ayatollah Halliwell. If not then --->

:angry: That smiley's going to fuck you up man.

I'm amazed an aussie is having a go at Warne, the series could have been 5-0 to England without his brilliance. He's one of the alltime great legends in the history of all sports! 32049[/snapback] After reading his posts bitching about how there is more than one sport in this country I'm ready to petition the government to revoke his citizenship.

Since when has "masqurade as" meant "shag till he can't stand up"?

I love you.

In this thread we wish Alex a very happy birthday. Have a great day Alex.

I want: - A Jihad smiley in case there are more bombings. - A smiley so I can reply to Gemmill appropriately. - A smiley so I can reply to Alex appropriately.

You can be both a (real) football fan and an Aussie Rules fan at the same time. So what if we have our own game and exclude everyone else from it? It's just because we're so much better than everyone else at everything it's nice to just stick to ourselves and not have to listen to the foreign whingers after we beat them. I'm going to be in Perth for the Grand Final and now I don't know what I want to happen. I don't want the Eagle to make it because it'll make Perth unbearable, but that means Adelaide go through and I dispise anything South Australian. My hope? The rape squad of St Kilda win the Premiership, Victoria is the rightful home of it anyway.

Because you're all scared that maybe Australia will play to their peak and absolutely destroy you.

But does he do smug as well as me? I think not.