Steve

Happy Birthday Stevie from your favourite foreign and out-of-town fan. Boyo, Happy Birthday mate.

You know, because this seems to be Fop's pet topic, I hope there is a DNA database of every person living in Britain just to piss him off.

I'm not going to mine. But I am going to the one my recruitment agency has set up. Free drinks, central London. Once again, great until I mention it's a Wednesday. At least I don't have to start work til 1230... in Manchester.

When did this turn into the conspiracy thread?

When did this turn into the conspiracy thread?

They're not flip-flops, they're called thongs.

That Ken bloke appears to be from Sydney. Ignore him, they're all full of shit. I work in medical imaging injecting people full of radioactivity for laughs.

You do realise that a Wacky and SMO spit roast would just turn into a man on man gayfest because they are clearly horny for each other in ways that Gemmill and Alex could only dream of.

I didn't even see a Torquay match when I was down that way. I used to travel back to London for the weekends and during the week worked quite long hours because their department was fucked and needed Super Steve to fix it. So there aren't chavs everywhere, is that what you're saying? Sign me up! Like I said I never really stuck around to see Torquay and the surrounds when I was down last time, but this will be a full on proper move so This is the kind of thing I'm after. Of course, only when it starts to warm up. This single digit temperature shit is getting old.

Just like I am now. England's still a dump. There's no lass involved, I just miss my family and friends at home. I've been here four years now, and the month at home really made me realise what I'm missing. I'm 29 next year, and I want to spend the last year of my twenties at home before I officially turn old. I've just had enough. But I'm not stupid enough to go home without some £££ in my pocket now the Aussie $ has dropped. Thanks to everyone that replied. I've passed through Exeter quite a bit in the past but never really spent much time there. Now, I have another option as well. What do people know about Stafford?

I know Toonraider will probably know, but has anyone else been to Exeter? I want to go home you see, and one of my options before I go is to take a job in Exeter. The pay is better than up here, and because I'm only temp they can guarantee me longer than Manchester seem to be willing to. That and the weather forecast is always a few degrees warmer than Manchester, I'm sick of this winter shit and it's not even December yet. I've been to Torquay and while that was a nightmare it was more job related than anything else, despite what I'll say because taking the piss is fun. Anyway, is anyone able to tell me anything about the place that I can't read on Wikipedia?

Newcastle is the team of my family. My grandparents are Geordies so I was raised following them. The Melbourne Victory are my home town team so of course whenever I'm in Melbourne I go see them. That is it, fuck any other team.

How is it that Stevie manages to turn EVERY thread, no matter how off topic from football, into a rant about how he's the last real supporter of the football club?

Happy Birthday Baby

We love him cos he's a Victorian... *clap* *clap* etc.

That's why I'm asking on here because I have no fucking idea how to make the badge either.

The whole white V and even the name Victory is to represent Victoria. It does look like the Arsenal badge in a way, but it comes back to Victorian state teams playing in a dark blue shirt with a big white V on it. But thanks Tom, if whoever hooks it up doesn't fancy a naked and sweaty session with Meenzer and Gemmill, then I'll buy them beers when I'm up for a match next.

Dear Sirs. I was wondering if it would be possible to change my member badge. You see I'm currently homesick as fuck (strange as I'm there at the moment I know) and was hoping you could help. Can I pretty please get a Melbourne Victory badge? This is the club crest: Bland yes, but we're not a flashy bunch. They play in these colours: Just so you know what colour the thing is. If you could make this possible I will arrange it that you can be tag teamed by Meenzer and Gemmill. Both are well up for it. I thank you in advance.

Craig Moore is hardcore.

Top of the league bitches!! 1 Melbourne 20 2 Adelaide 17 3 Sydney 16 4 Queensland 15 5 Central Coast 14 6 Wellington 12 7 Newcastle 11 8 Perth 11 Using my UK address however: 3.14 miles Manchester United Football Club 5.99 miles Stockport County Football Club 6.33 miles Manchester City Football Club 11.26 miles Bury Football Club 12.02 miles Oldham Athletic Football Club Fuck. That.

I think it's funny. Does that count?

Ahh memories...

It's looking like we're going to have to settle this like men Alex.

Don't you change my words sir. He led the way for Aussie legends at this club. Moore and Viduka. Only in the last few years could Newcastle be deemed a big club, they just needed to be touched by greatness first.

Damn right. You're a good man Mr Fist.