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I'm guessing that will be the stance for about 6 weeks.

Souness rules himself out... "It doesn't surprise me to see my name in there but I'm not your man, I can definitely say that," Obviously above them now.

No, honestly. Look... A clear trend. ...and we've got the second oldest Manager in the league.

5 The average age of the top 10 is 56. The average age of the middle 10 is 51. The average age of the bottom 10 is 45.

There's women and children less wrapped up than you! The bloke behind you with his chest hair out, THAT's how you go to the match.

Buckley - 3 Cohen - 34 Where's Wainwright?

Good to see Kevin Bacon out of the closet.

tsk

Done some checking and completely changed my mind now armed with the facts. Young managers are shit and shouldn't be allowed near the premier league until they're at least over 50. Not one manager in the top half of the table is under 45. Not one manager who's got a team in the bottom 5 is over 45. The average age of bottom half managers (or managers who left them in the bottom half) is 45. The average age of top half managers is 55. Keegan and Mourinho are special exceptions that prove the rule.

You're the only one for me Park. You conspiracy theorist, psychic critic, bi-polar hoon.

The council reckon my telly sitting on stand-by will end the world but their lights are visible from space 16 hours a day.

Produced my favourite transition between tracks ever. When Roll Up And Shine finishes abruptly and The Bartender And The Thief get's straight into it. Nae messing. Don't bother trying to recreate it with Itunes. The gap's too long, you need the CD

Dear Fop, Your sincerely Toontastic

Anywhere that holds 10,000+ is crap though, so better see them in a crap place up here than have to drive to Manchester.

Google search for "christmas tree" and you get a modified results page with Holly. Google search for "Festivus" and you get a modified results page with a pole.

Never heard that in my natch.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7785338.stm Got off lightly for an Iraqi detainee. Not like it was in your day, eh?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7785338.stm Got off lightly for an Iraqi detainee.

When do you get the extra star on your badge then? Well done Magma. 5 driving related things to follow?

Now? I've always used something different. That's the difference between you and me though. I wouldn't call someone an idiot if they chose not to. I'm not a bigot.

I don't know what argument you think we had but not once have I defended Microsoft or suggested they're preferable to any other product. If I wound you up, I think I did fine though my love

Indeed. Could it just be that IE appears to be less safe because there is more effort put into finding these weaknesses because it's the most widely used browswe? No, it's just shit, and Microsoft design it purposely to be shit and expose the public to as many attacks as possible. Microsoft prefer to ignore these things too and leave as many people exposed as possible. They prefer their users to move than investigate a fix. [/fop] A scarily accurate prediction of his response. NEOCONS!

Indeed. Could it just be that IE appears to be less safe because there is more effort put into finding these weaknesses because it's the most widely used browswe? No, it's just shit, and Microsoft design it purposely to be shit and expose the public to as many attacks as possible. Microsoft prefer to ignore these things too and leave as many people exposed as possible. They prefer their users to move than investigate a fix. [/fop]

And you're guaranteeing they won't? Yes, both because they are largely built and integrated differently and like I said other browsers often have "more" identified vulnerabilities only because they actively search and fix them (unlike Microsoft which only tends admit something once it's already reached epidemic proportions) - so that's actually a good thing™. Reads to me like "they definitely won't, but when they do..." EDIT:

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