Happy Face

Perhaps Bobby isn't a market researcher. Perhaps he works for Maury Povich and needs more succesful victims to confront their tormentors.

The Mars Volta - Amputechture

I took the piss out of a few people incessantly. Felt really guilty about it since I left school. Never physically bullied anyone though, but systematically breaking down someones mental will seems somehow worse.

How old is he? 9? add 20 to it. You get some reet dweebs working in IT.

I know a lad who's ordered this because it's "cool".... http://www.firebox.com/?dir=firebox&ac...uct&pid=995 I assured him however much he might like it, "cool" is most certainly not the word

My alarm goes off at 7am every morning without fail. 11.30pm would be an early night, 3am would be late. The average would probably be about 1am. I've been trying the Maggie Thatcher 4 hours a night thing this week, it really hits you at about 6pm though. I think I'll give the Da Vinci method a try next, 2 hours a day in 45 minute bursts. Apparently it takes a fortnight to get into, but can be effective.

Well I'm not dead so I guess so.

Can you not put them up if you rename every team Pro-evolution Soccer stylee?

The plain English description was as grammatically bad as the shite Geordie one. Thick as pig shit.

He's been part of guiding us back to our best position in the Fifa rankings.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/i...als/5341578.stm Leap frogging the world champions in the process.

I was going to edit out that line to encourage more people to read on, but it's best that a reviewers character comes accross.

It was excellent. "Hey Screw! Give us a loo. For number ones and number twos" The cup final one was another standout episode. Deciding how many cans to buy.

Or does she just make all the coffees for you?

I wasn't really won over by Separation Sunday which everyone seemed to be spunking over. I'll give it a whoyle though.

Neko Case - Deep Red Bells

So - what you are saying, is because it happened hundreds of years ago, that makes it alright now tbh I was backing you up man. Charles I was executed and Charles II exiled. The same should happen to current opponents of parlimentarialism.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Civil_War tbh

Don't forget David Copeland, Del O'Connor, John Barker, Jim Greenfield, Hilary Creek and Anna Mendleson.

Anyone who owns a bulldog and a princess Di commemorative wall plate clock can stay.

I thought I had a site with a load of this stuff on but I can't find it. Soz mate. I've got nowt traditional, just a couple of toon songs.... Bitter Biffas NUFC and Dirty Mackems (shite quality)

The bastards next door letting their kids and rat mates stand outside and blast out some shitty, shouty trancey, "I want to be a hippy and I wanbt to get stoned" crap when I get back from work.

I think it's a Jackson Pollock work in progress.

Nothing more hideous than amateur porn. ESPECIALLY if a bloke gets involved. Who wants to see them bits? /repressed sexuality

Love a duck!

He didn't gain any places from it, did he? Overtook Heidfeld although you could argue that the move was completed prior to the corner. The move was only completed because he didnt slow down to make the chicane Meh! Mebeez they were planning to pull him in but he blew out anyway.