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Renton Often Yanks Gemmills Balls In Vain

"I had to visit the place I was dreaming of to ensure it was a dream" How did you know where it was? 195623[/snapback] It was two places, one under the south side of the Tyne Bridge the other a square off Westgate road. I know it sounds weird but I felt that I was seeing actuall people and places 195627[/snapback] I've had dreams where I'm sat in my mams house and all of a sudden it's St James' Park or whatever. Once lucid though I've never thought to myself, I'd best go to my mams and check it's not St James' Park. What did you say to your wife? "Just popping out to check that Westgate Road hasn't been transported to the Tyne pet!"

"I had to visit the place I was dreaming of to ensure it was a dream" How did you know where it was?

Some years ago when I was going through a bad patch. i HAD REGULAR DREAMS WHERE i WAS SOMEONE ELSE (sorry hit caps lock) It was so vivid I had to visit the place I was dreaming of to ensure it was a dream 195613[/snapback] You're obviously a man of some age to be married for 26 years. But some of the stuff you come out with puzzles me.

Bob Mills is a twunt of the highest order.

If you complain in shit poem form is that not complaining then?

Today is a first. I've never been early for work before so I'm going to be able to escape at 5 Shame I'm just going home to not spend the money I haven't got.

It should also be the law that old people/students/the unemployed can't use the bank/post office before 9am, between 12 and 1pm or at all over the weekend.

I think they've averaged out all the midgies that the Africans will swallow to arrive at that figure.

Twice I've got up in the morning, started running a bath, went to lie in bed while it fills and fell back asleep. In an upstairs flat the neighbours don't appreciate that kind of thing. It's recently led to me dreaming that I got up during the night and started running the tap. Which means in real life I jump out of bed and run to the bathroom four or five times between 5am and 7am just to be sure.

Years ago I dreamt Samir off Corrie was coming after me with a gun. Diedre was telling me not to worry and trying to calm him down but I was cacking me pants.

Fortunately there were a couple of smelly kids and retards in my P.E. class too, so it spread the abuse around a bit. 195498[/snapback] Wacky and SO?

If I feel the need to move onto a new book half way through the one I'm reading currently, it must be canny shit so I'd say that one's finished. Though I re-started Lord of the Rings about 6 times between the age of 8 and 12 or so. It's very satisfying when you manage to break the back of the Council of Elrond, plain sailing from there on.

If I was reading a first print edition I might use my bus ticket, other wise, what's the problem with putting the corner over on a £3.99 paperback?

Should be able to but can't without a calcumalator.

Are Gemmill's posts being sponsored now? It's like when Pele held up kick off to tie his Puma laces.

Quadratic equations have x squared in them, e.g. y = x^2 + 2x+ 3 Get in, a maths thread! 195239[/snapback] There's no solution to that. And before anyone says it, I refuse to accept imaginary numbers even as a theory. 195250[/snapback] Eh, of course there's a solution to it, represented by a U-shaped line...... Isn't there? 195260[/snapback] Aye there is Just not for y=0

Quadratic equations have x squared in them, e.g. y = x^2 + 2x+ 3 Get in, a maths thread! 195239[/snapback] There's no solution to that. And before anyone says it, I refuse to accept imaginary numbers even as a theory.

Aren't you an accountant? How does that work when you don't know GCSE maths. ax^2+bx+c = 0 where the solution is (-b+/-SQRTb^2-4ac)/2a or something.

Mind you, there's nothing more business-like than popping your specs on your head to read a document, makes you look geet busy. That and removing your glasses altogether and rubbing the bridge of your nose with both hands. Gives the impression you've done a wealth of work. It's my sole tactic in getting a pay rise each year.

Sadly not.

Piece of piss tbh. 195193[/snapback] Can a piece of piss ever be irrational in the first place? Christ! I've descended as low as shit maths jokes. I'm off to swim with a stingray.