Happy Face

£102 He's insisted pick up only! I hope he's a big fella or some pufta wannabe is going to hissy fit into his face when they realise.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/kit-kat-big-brother-...1QQcmdZViewItem £46 for a Kit Kat Bajesus Weptamundo!

To be honest I never actually saw a whole episode I judged it to be class based on the title rather than content, much in the same way as Snakes on a Plane is class, regardless.

My bad Better than that though, he played Blind Master in The Hand Job http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367830/ A role Jimbo was born for.

More scripted comedy than reality tbh, and he was in Lethal Weapon and not Under Seige I believe. Legend altogether though.

I'm with Busey? That was class

"My Mother, there is no other" Belongs in the great lyrics thread tbdh

Were you wooshed or am I suffering a reverse whoosh? World cup flags man!

Did you read about the wifey who died after drinking 8 Kestrel Superstrength?

Ricky Gervais Podcasts series 2 I think Steve Merchant is funnier than Pilkington in these ones. "A pasty white man waving with his cock out!" "I couldn't have saved you with your glasses off and your knob out"

The bloke in your ava's been in before, but he wasn't a gay. He started hoying plates all over.

Years of kids TV were cruel to Floella Benjamin.

I'd say purse, but I suppose that's what Pud's for

I've never seen one of these housemates enter shows. Are the talking head intro's always this class. I love how everyone's calling that pot bellied bird Bono! Bunch of tits. The posh bloke seems most normal and he looks nonplussed.

Had to Wikipedia him. Funny story on there... "On the 23 February 2006, Brand hosted the 2006 NME Awards show. Memorably, upon reaching the stage to receive his award, Bob Geldof began his speech with "Russell Brand... what a cunt." which later prompted Brand to strike back with, "I actually think Geldof's the best person to speak about famine, seeing as he's been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for thirty years..."." 137934[/snapback] That was brilliant, they cut to Geldof whose eyes literally narrowed on camera. Anyway, I would love it if someone went on Big Brother and refused to play the game, do any of the tasks etc and generally be an antisocial cockend. Oh, and masturbate incessently. 137978[/snapback] Didn't some lass do that a year or two ago? (Pussy?) She was the first out I think. 137982[/snapback] Kinga. Her first words when she came in were along the lines of: "oh there's a bottle I'll shove it up my fanny." She was true to her word. 138041[/snapback] I rememmber her, I was thinking more of the one who disobeyed the rules and tried to start a revolution than the one who lobbed a magnum of champagne up her box.

If Alan Partridge ever conceived a festival he'd call it that. ...and probably have the same line-up.

Had to Wikipedia him. Funny story on there... "On the 23 February 2006, Brand hosted the 2006 NME Awards show. Memorably, upon reaching the stage to receive his award, Bob Geldof began his speech with "Russell Brand... what a cunt." which later prompted Brand to strike back with, "I actually think Geldof's the best person to speak about famine, seeing as he's been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for thirty years..."." 137934[/snapback] That was brilliant, they cut to Geldof whose eyes literally narrowed on camera. Anyway, I would love it if someone went on Big Brother and refused to play the game, do any of the tasks etc and generally be an antisocial cockend. Oh, and masturbate incessently. 137978[/snapback] Didn't some lass do that a year or two ago? (Pussy?) She was the first out I think.

Isn't every place unique?

Oddly enough I was saying something similar at the pub not so long ago. Upsurps Vernon Kaye in the "twat" stakes. 137938[/snapback] You mean usurps? And aye I agree, he's an arse. Well...both of them are. 137940[/snapback] Thats the fella. The sun is on my screen so can't see what I'm typing properly. 137946[/snapback] Worst excuse since "I'll have to finish my letter as my mam wants the pen".

Thick bloke Thick bird The annoying one The really annoying one The complete prick The complete bitch etc. etc. 137737[/snapback] A couple of fatty balatties as well, The bloke a bit fatter than the wifey because no-one wants to see a fat lass on their telly. One of them will wear wacky glasses too.

Had to Wikipedia him. Funny story on there... "On the 23 February 2006, Brand hosted the 2006 NME Awards show. Memorably, upon reaching the stage to receive his award, Bob Geldof began his speech with "Russell Brand... what a cunt." which later prompted Brand to strike back with, "I actually think Geldof's the best person to speak about famine, seeing as he's been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for thirty years..."."

WHAT????????? HOW LONG IS IT FUCKIN' ON LIKE???????? Should get someone to poison the water supply - that'll soon finish it! 137930[/snapback] 13 weeks. It's over the top like. Can you imagine stopping in for a quarter of the year.

The next football season will start before it's over too. ouch!

Why I Am So Wise by Friedrich Nietzsche. I never tried it as typical Schoodent so I thought I'd give him a go now. I thought it was going to be a general 'I', as in a look at human cognition. Then I read the other chapter headings - "Why I am So Clever" & "Why I write such Good Books" and I thought it may not be so general. I'm only into the wise bit so far but it's funny stuff like: "However unchristian it may seem, I am not even inimical towards myself, one may turn my life this way and that, one will only rarely, at bottom only once, discover signs that anyone has borne ill will towards me - perhaps, however, too many signs of good will...My experiences even of those whom everyone has had bad experiences speak without exception in their favour, I tame every bear, I even make buffooons mind their manners. During the seven years in which I taught Greek to the top form of the Basel Grammar school I never once had occasion to mete out a punishment; the laziest were industrious when they were with me" or "One would have to go back centuries to find this noblest of races that the earth has ever possessed in so instinctively pristine a degree as I present it. I have, against everything that is today called noblesse, a sovereign feeling of distinction - I wouldn't award to the young German Kaiser the honour of being my coachman". Conceited little prick. If he put that on his CV I'd shove it straight in the bin. No wonder everyone ignored him when he was alive.