Happy Face

I thought Hulk Hogan was going to come and hit him over the head with a chair tbh.

Mebeez it was Wigan, Paul Jewel isn't happy about it... http://talkingsoccer.blogspot.com/2006/05/...le-opinion.html

Indeed. Apparently the shit watched the bloke get out of his car and go into a tool hire shop leaving the wife with the engine ticking over. He ran over and forced the poor lass out with a screw driver. Bloke rang the police, and fair do's they were straight onto him, but it's sad to think if they hadn't been, maybe it wouldn't have happened.

If you want rid of your unsightly wart do this: (my dad swears by it) Purchase a potato, slice said potato in half. Rub each half onto the offending wart area, bury the 2 bits of potato in your garden. Result - Your wart should disappear within the week. 135258[/snapback] Sage advice. 135261[/snapback] Bloody Voodoo, I'm not inciting any spirits.

Just down the road from where I live RIP Fingers crossed the mother and bairns pull through. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/tyne/4763883.stm

I've got a wart on the side of my index finger and have had for at least 10 years. I bite it of every few month and it regenerates. Doesn't hurt though. I like to give it a rub. But back to the wart

I thought 'fair' was innocent till proven guilty. If he is, hang the fucker.

Hope it's not true.

LM's bait failed to entice anything but sprats so he threw in a one of his brightest lures that no fish could resist.

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Happy to clarify it for you.

A vehicle for the return of the might of Noel Edmonds??? 134896[/snapback] Something for arseholes (whose reading is normally limited to TV Week) to bang on about as if there's more to it than there is in actuality. 134944[/snapback] Says the Big Brother fan 134945[/snapback] I don't think I've mentioned Big Brother more than a couple of times on here or off. And I've never claimed it was clever. Unlike the Da Vinci code/Deal or No Deal bores. 134949[/snapback] On N-O you had a right go at me following a few comments I made about it, you also contributed to the thread over there about it at length. Unless you aren’t Nicos Pappavassilou. 134954[/snapback] How many times are you going to harkl back to that? Can't remember having a 'right go' at you. I just find it funny how much people HATE big brother so vehemently. what harm does it do? I can take it or or leave it. Not sure I contributed 'at length' either. 134961[/snapback] I think I've mentioned it twice now. Funnily enough I didn't even say I hated BB iirc. Just found it amusing how seriously people (including yourself, as your reaction then appeared to confirm) were taking it. I find it funny that you would regard people who read the Da Vinci Code or watch Deal Or No Deal as arseholes yet you were clearly so into to Celebrity Big Brother that you felt the need to discuss it at length. 134967[/snapback] If anyone said a Big Brother winner "played a good game" I'd think they were an arsehole too, but most people realise it takes no skill whatsoever to succeed in it. DOND viewers don't seem to recognise that. Similarly, I don't regard anyone who reads The Da Vinci code an arsehole. But if they've never recommended a book to me in their life and all of a sudden they come and harp on about it as if it's not the most famous book on the planet and they're tipping me the wink about a new discovery, then I instantly want to slap them about the head.

A vehicle for the return of the might of Noel Edmonds??? 134896[/snapback] Something for arseholes (whose reading is normally limited to TV Week) to bang on about as if there's more to it than there is in actuality. 134944[/snapback] Says the Big Brother fan 134945[/snapback] I don't think I've mentioned Big Brother more than a couple of times on here or off. And I've never claimed it was clever. Unlike the Da Vinci code/Deal or No Deal bores. 134949[/snapback] On N-O you had a right go at me following a few comments I made about it, you also contributed to the thread over there about it at length. Unless you aren’t Nicos Pappavassilou. 134954[/snapback] How many times are you going to harkl back to that? Can't remember having a 'right go' at you. I just find it funny how much people HATE big brother so vehemently. what harm does it do? I can take it or or leave it. Not sure I contributed 'at length' either.

A vehicle for the return of the might of Noel Edmonds??? 134896[/snapback] Something for arseholes (whose reading is normally limited to TV Week) to bang on about as if there's more to it than there is in actuality. 134944[/snapback] Says the Big Brother fan 134945[/snapback] I don't think I've mentioned Big Brother more than a couple of times on here or off. And I've never claimed it was clever. Unlike the Da Vinci code/Deal or No Deal bores.

A vehicle for the return of the might of Noel Edmonds??? 134896[/snapback] Something for arseholes (whose reading is normally limited to TV Week) to bang on about as if there's more to it than there is in actuality.

Re: 2 Yes. There's a film called racing stripes about it. Also if you breed a zebra and a horse you get a Zorse. 134913[/snapback] Re: 1 Is it not similar to the way 'bubbles' are evenly distributed through bread? Or am I talking shite? 134917[/snapback] Aren't the air pockets in bread caused when the bread rises rather than being cooled quickly after a brisk stir?

The Davinci code is to books what Deal or No Deal is to TV.

Our place is doing it. Starting to boil my piss tbh. What with the testimonial, this, the big banner, the TV shows. He never even captained us to a trophy. I love the bloke, but it's getting daft.

Dominik Eulberg - Kreucht & Fleucht

I agree with that theory..... 134658[/snapback] Shame he couldn't attract any big names to his testimonial eh! I think the money and lack of games at their existing clubs were more persuasive than Shearer tbh.

What did we miss? 134580[/snapback] Go here and search for 'morph'. Craig has a great argument, gets whopped and skulks back to where he came from. And it was all basically my fault. The broken link insinuated Craig was a cock

I have fallen victim to that assumption. Let's just say I was expecting a desert and got a jungle. 134474[/snapback] No pythons in it I hope. 134485[/snapback] Snakes in her mane?

I agree. It's just a shame the bar staff/management haven't got a brain cell amongst them so I have to wait 35 minutes to get served before a match. S-H-I-T Shithole!

The real reason Shearer quit playing for England - no-one would talk to the boring Billy no buddies.