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Whoah NOBBY NOBBY NOBBY NOBBY NOBBY NOBBY So-Lan-o

I hope we're not all waiting for someone else to break the news. I'm watching "Female Desire" on channel 4 and I don't think they'll break into it to make an announcement.

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He'll want more clauses than Owen... 1. Allowed to play in all international games. 2. A garish woolen garment for any assist or Goal. 3. All pre-match music must be performed by Tito Puente. 4. Both his wife and mistress must get seats at opposite ends of the corporate box.

vol au vents, chicken legs, cheesecake...vol au vents, chicken legs, cheesecake...vol au vents, chicken legs, cheesecake...vol au vents, chicken legs, cheesecake...vol au vents, chicken legs, cheesecake...vol au vents, chicken legs, cheesecake.................. 25784[/snapback] Dental plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental plan, Lisa needs braces. 25788[/snapback] *Drops pen in Skeletors Arse Crack* "BULLSEYE!"

He'll have delayed the medical to ring Bobby Robson and play his trumpet down the phone.

On the Physios table, where he's most comfortable.

Bob Dylan - Wedding Song I love this song. Not because it's so good but because it's not one that most women have heard. They love it when I use the slushy lyrics in valentines cards Cheers Bob. Sleater Kinney - What's Mine Is Yours Lush guitar stomp. Like an angrier PJ Harvey. It's supoib, as is the whole album really.

The sound of my own heart pounding like a jack-hammer in overexcited anticipation of the Fulham game in two weeks. It's good to return to the way I normally feel at the start of a season, rather than the resigned indifference I felt leading up to the Arsenal game.

Well I've not seen the Machinists so thanks for the massive indication to what the ending is going to be. Crash I agree with everyone else and some. Brilliant film. Spent the last half hour crying my eyes out (yes I'm a 25 year old male, what of it?). I thought it was going to be too preachy for me to stomach but not only did it moralise to the shits, it also warns against the holier than thou attitude of some people. Easily the best film I've seen in 2005. Danny The Dog I think this is called "Unleashed" over here. I was going to say it was good, but having also seen Crash today I wouldn't advise anyone to watch this instead. It's like Pinochio/Oliver Twist/Pit Fighter. Silly fun.

Cujo Saw this as a young un and have since had a complete hatred of dogs. Watched it again this morning and had that hatred cemented. Evil animals that will rip out your gullet as soon as look at you.

Brazil What a steaming pile of middle class drivell. Only Hitch Hikers guide to the galaxy comes close to being less funny than this heap of shit. I truly don't know how Terry Gilliam cointinues to find work in film, I kept telling people 12 Monkeys was shit and they'd say I had to watch Brazil as it was a masterpiece. Lying cunts. £5.99 I spent on that.

The Great Escape ******Spoilers****** Great? I've not seen anything less great since Jeremy Beadles hand. It was possibly the worst escape of all time. 20 yards short of the woods, almost 70% of escapees dead. Only 3 weren't recaptured. Their dismal attempt at escape was matched only by James Coburns dismal Australian accent. I seriously thought he was trying to be Irish until he said he was Aussie, but that's just because it was the same crap accent he used in Duck, You Sucka! And what's the deal with showing it at christmas all the time? The mass slaughter of 50 men on Christmas day should not make you feel jolly. And I thought McQueen made the jump! Absolute choker when he ended up tangled in barbed wire. The 3 hours flew by. I'd recommend it to anyone who's not seen it but I think I'm the only one.

"Souness For Sunderland!" "We're shit, and it's all your fault. We're shit and it's all your fault" "Fuck off Souness!" "Fuck off Shepherd!" Just stretching the old vocal chords.

My beer remorse is wearing off now. Is it just me gets it?

Bob Dylan - Not Dark Yet Bob Dylan - Wiggle Wiggle Bob Dylan - Lenny Bruce Bob Dylan - Isis Bob Dylan - Meet Me In The Morning

Just acquired a DVD with every UK number in chronological order. Great stuff. I'm up to 1958 - Lord Rockingham's X1 - Hoots Mon.

Tony Hawk 4

Edan - Beauty and the Beat

I'll take that as a 'no' then. 13987[/snapback] There's a bush shaped like a boat outside the New Crown. I'll paypal £5 to the first person that posts a photo of their pubes fashioned into a boat.

How old are you? How old was she? I understand Gol's knocking a teenager off and he's 28. He wants to be ashamed. Jealous? Moi? 13966[/snapback] me - 24. her -17. It's a nightmare when your lass has to get up early to watch CDUK

I'd have normally said bare is best until a couple of years back when I was occassionally intimate with a girl who was ridiculously young for me. I felt bad enough going down on someone who was still a teenager, but the fact that she had no pubes (by choice) really made the whole idea of it a lot worse.

It's a film directed by Paul Provenza and produced by Penn Jillette (of Penn and Teller), both the South Park and eddie Izzard jokes are in it.... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436078/ No UK release date set yet, but I'm looking forward to it.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/farce/smuggled.asp 11491[/snapback] Nice one. Cheers. I'll tell him he's talking shite when I see him again.

It's not a joke but a VERY funny story I was told tonight. My mate works in a call centre and one of the women that works there has a son that has downs syndrome. He's 22. The lady in question took said son to Flamingo land for a day out. Being 22 he wanted to investigate on his own, so she sent him on his way and said he should meet her at the entrance in an hours time. When they met at the entrance he was soaked from head to toe. She asked what happened and he said he fell in a puddle. "you never got that wet in a puddle" she said, you're soaked through man. "I did, can we go home" he responded. So she left it and off they went. Half way up the motorway the son starts shivering so she says "take your jacket off". He refuses and says he's fine but after another few miles she thinks he's going to get hypothermia so she pulls on to the hard shoulder and insists he takes his coat off. Under his coat he's got a rucksack. "Why is your rucksack under your coat?" she asks. "It's nothing. I want to go home" he responds. But she's having none of it. She opened his rucksack to find A LIVE PENGUIN. He'd stolen a penguin from Flamingo land. I don't believe this story is true but I pissed myself (I guess I'm the only one) and I thought it was in bad taste. Do Flamingo land have penguins? Apparently she rang them up and had to pay a £270 fine.