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Ashley put him up to it. So we'll feel relief when Dave Beasant is unveiled as the real DOF.

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I don't think Kinnear has the cheque book now. It's all nonsense. This time last year our transfer policy was supposed to be the envy of the globe. Write ups in the New York Times and that. One bad season later and it's so bad Joe Kinnear is supposed to improve it? Fuck off. If Kinnear hasn't lost his mind and run to Sky Sports because he was bored one Sunday afternoon after his wife had done a nice beef dinner, then this is clearly the clubs apparent solution to the tactics used last season not getting the results that the players in our squad should be capable of.

The last minute is the most hilarious part. His only job is transfers....but he has signed up without any idea of the kitty he's being given...he needs to go away and discuss which players can be "shifted out of the club" and get some money back to be able to say what needs spent to get us in the top 10. We weren't far off top ten last season.

I have no affinity for

http://tyneandwear.sky.com/newcastleunited/article/70823/joe-kinnear-returns-to-newcastle-as-director-of-football Just actually watching the interview now "we were flying" when he had his heart attack. We hadn't won a game in 6. Liverpool had twatted 5 goals past us at home. 2 points from 18. We'd won 2 games out of 13. Wanker.

It was an error strewn interview. If he got the stuff we know about wrong (like the name of his boss, that he has been relegated, that he's in the best physical shape that he has ever been, that he's ideal for this situation, that he's worked with the best etc.) I think it's safe to say he's got the extent of his role wrong too.

Spot on. We were still having a laugh as Liverpool knocked in the 6th. If you feel your £30 ticket entitles you to a victory, good football, effort from your players, wise management from the dugout, or from the posh seats above the dugout , I can see why you'd be concerned that you aren't getting value for money and consider not paying any more. Personally, I pay £30 to go and sing drunken songs with thousands of other drunk men. I enjoy it more when we win or play well, but i still enjoy it if we don't.

Had a few listens now and West is more of a mong than ever. Rapping "I am a god, so hurry up with my damn massage, in a French ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants!" For the bloke who went on telly and lambasted George Bush for not liking black people, he's not averse to rubbing his wealth/power in peoples noses is he. Even on New Slaves, when he's supposed to be politicising he'll say "there's leaders and there's followers, But I'd rather be a dick than a swallower" or "You know that niggas can't read, Throw 'em some Maybach keys" or "Fuck you and your Hampton house, I'll fuck your Hampton spouse, Came on her Hampton blouse, And in her Hampton mouth" Criticising the wealth of others while glorifying his own. Criticising the view of blacks as stupid, but only offering cuckolding as any sort of response to that. Chuck D he ain't.

It's worked with Pardew... eh CT? eh?

Ashley clearly loves the old Wimbledon model. Pardew is from Wimbledon, Wise is their greatest player ever, and he seems obsessed with getting Kinnear in the job. It's clear what appeals to him though, running things on the cheap but getting results effectively. Kinnear's Wimbledon finished 12th, 6th, 9th, 14th, 8th, 15th and were 8th when he had his heart attack there. Relegated the following season. Once this falls apart we'll bring in Bobby Gould. ....is he still alive?

I think it's spot on he's treated like a cunt btw. Wasn't saying he deserves the sympathy those other 2 get at all. he made his own bed on that score.

He was offered the managers role after relegation and again when Hughton was sacked and Pardew got the job, his ticker wasn't up to it though.

Does that mean Llambias IS called "Dave"?

For me to stop going the pubs would have to stop opening on a matchday.

Muamba and Petrov fall ill while in service to their club and are treated like heroes. Kinnear get's called a cunt I'm not wailing and gnashing teeth just yet like. My hope is that Ashley is just repaying loyalty from Kinnear with a token position. It's good that a business take care of employees who fall ill and do their best to help them back into employment. If the doddering old prick DOES have any say whatsoever on signings, or any involvement in negotiation then it's a travesty like.

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If only CT was about to tell us how astute this is.

Aye, we were in with a shout for Benitez. When will people learn?

New Sigur Ros, Kanye West, Deafheaven and Chance The Rapper

$130 on "indie" T-shirts. Spoon, Thermals, Titus Andronicus, Panda Bear...that sort of thing. Just need some hipster glasses, skinny jeans and a daft hair cut now.

A background of Beatles, Iron Maiden, Foo Fighters and Slayer on the picture suggests T-shirts which are only good for wearing in bed on a cold night. The Daphne and Celeste and Fast Food Rockers tops that actually get sent will be perfect for an ironic outing in the The Forth on student night.