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On Sunday, Man City scored three goals in the space of 237 seconds, tonight they have scored three in 230.

It's also made their email newsletter, in fact it's the first thing they talk about! Bernth!

Difficult to judge when there's such a variation in the numbers of games played, think it's just short of two thirds on average though, no great variation.... Points taken from home games.... Mackems - 65%. Man City - 65% Newcastle - 64% Villa - 63% Everton 63% Spurs - 62% Liverpool - 61% Chelsea - 61% Arsenal - 60% Man U - 60% When you shag your lass in December do you finish and get your chart out? "Wor lass, my calculations indicate that's the 11th time this year you've cum, while it also indicates you're on 76 for times faked, we need to get this ratio bettered next year." Never known anyone be more of a statto than yee. Soooooo the figures back up my point 5% is a big swing over 100 years It's a pretty statty thread like tbf I thought Spurs/Man City/Villa had Mug support but Man u were up there with the best. So it doesn't support your argument. Yes it does we're basically top of importance of the home crowd for points. Aye It's the reasons I'm not so sure about, given the spread of geography and quality of home support from the others. Unless Man City fans ARE up there with us and better than Man U. I'd be over the moon with 87 times a year and over 10% orgasm provision by the way.

Difficult to judge when there's such a variation in the numbers of games played, think it's just short of two thirds on average though, no great variation.... Points taken from home games.... Mackems - 65%. Man City - 65% Newcastle - 64% Villa - 63% Everton 63% Spurs - 62% Liverpool - 61% Chelsea - 61% Arsenal - 60% Man U - 60% When you shag your lass in December do you finish and get your chart out? "Wor lass, my calculations indicate that's the 11th time this year you've cum, while it also indicates you're on 76 for times faked, we need to get this ratio bettered next year." Never known anyone be more of a statto than yee. Soooooo the figures back up my point 5% is a big swing over 100 years It's a pretty statty thread like tbf I thought Spurs/Man City/Villa had Mug support but Man u were up there with the best. So it doesn't support your argument.

Difficult to judge when there's such a variation in the numbers of games played, think it's just short of two thirds on average though, no great variation.... Points taken from home games.... Mackems - 65%. Man City - 65% Newcastle - 64% Villa - 63% Everton 63% Spurs - 62% Liverpool - 61% Chelsea - 61% Arsenal - 60% Man U - 60% Edit: If anything it just looks like the most succesful teams have been less reliant on home form.

Dropped to 7th

Thinking back, the only other games i remember being at that year were Wimbledon and Sheffield Utd, both of which we won four nowt. Sure i went to more, but I don't even remember any of the goals from those either, more memory of Wise/Fashanu getting incredible abuse. I was more of a RBJ in all honesty. Only got to a few games each season until I left Uni and could afford a season ticket in 2001.

KBJ Shearer was unbelievably happy when he scored that goal, I couldn't celebrate like that in front of the toon fans, I'd hold my hands up to apologise and trudge dejectedly back to the half way line. I actually wrote "KBJ TBH" at the end of the post then deleted it thinking there was no point. Clearly there was though. I'm shit at remembering anything about any games, even from last season, let alone games from 18 years back. Not even sure if it was Shearer's or Cole's that was tapped in right near the post? Can't remember owt about the other goal.

First game I went to Blackburn at home. One's each. Shearer and cole with the goals.

Hard to argue when you look at the first team currently exceeding expectations and Allardyce's lack of impact in terms of giving any of them a start at the club.... Pardew Cabaye Obertan Ba Hughton Tiote Best simpson Keegan colo Gutierez RTaylor - Kinnear STaylor - Robson Krul - Roeder The only player at the club that Allardyce gave a start with us is Smith

Brilliant/annoying (delete as appropriate) that from 8 ties Man U, Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City, Newcastle and Chelsea avoided each other. Assuming all go through (touch wood), have to expect a tougher tie in the next round

I hope Matty J wasn't just trying to direct traffic towards his blog and had no interest in our thoughts

That was more Goebbels tbf

Alf Garnett school of comedy?

You married a mouth breather?

Don't think I can touch another pint in the stadium mind. I gave the money to the lad that bought mine on Saturday and left it. Tramps piss. The Guinness is canny to be fair, they dee bottles of coors (£3.75 like) which I like too. The atmosphere in the bog has picked up too since the Arsenal game I've decided I'm gonna take a hip-flask of brandy. The bogosphere is mint now.

Just let Stevie do a bit of ghost writing. Sorted. I'm gerrin the word......"Mugs"!

Was the same in the last cup game. This is why we've got over 3000 travelling. Blackburn will only have 7000 fans of their own

You'll be lucky, seeing it's not being shown anywhere. it'll be on some greek channel somewhere UK TV: None. BBC1 have a highlights show at 11.20pm. Overseas TV: None.

Not joking around here, but you could do a lot worse than sticking around here and building a presence. There's several posters who give more insightful opinions than the majority of local journalists without necessarily having any of the access to the club they do. I can scroll through a match thread with avatars off and have a good guess at who's written most of the more detailed posts without seeing their names. At the moment, as others say, you seem to be picking up a lot of what the paid NUFC writers are writing and regurgitating it in a similar style. I think a year on here or somewhere similar might help you find a voice of your own. A dozen or so posts a day and you will have written tens of thousands of words on NUFC. Not to mention read ten times as much again, which will be even more useful.

Soundtrack's well regarded too

If Rio hasn't been in touch and told Anton to pursue it to the fullest, then he's a hypocrite.

Premier League history was equalled this weekend, and it has nothing to do with the massacre in Manchester. Newcastle have now gone a run of 14 games unbeaten, which includes two Carling cup ties. Their Premier League unbeaten record was equalled on Saturday with a gritty win at home to struggling Wigan. At a loss as to what we've achieved here. If it includes league cup results, it's not Premier league history. I'm pretty sure it's not the longest PL unbeaten run too, given Arsenal went a season.

Terrible movie. I loved 1 but they've all been shite after that. I didn't like 1 that much, I don't go into a Bruckheimer production expecting to be entertained, but while not as passable as 1, it was nowhere near as excrutiating as 2 & 3....which in turn, were a pleasure compared to Transformers. It's beyond excruciating if you've done research into maritime history and the legacy of Blackbeard in the 1700s. I haven't

Pardew flying up the points % chart... Chris Hughton 65.10% Kevin Keegan 61.75% George Martin 57.63% Sir Bobby Robson 55.03% Arthur Cox 53.25% Glenn Roeder 52.78% Graeme Souness 52.11% Alan Pardew 50.98% Doug Livingstone 50.17% Kenny Dalglish 49.57% Tom Mather 49.53% Andy Cunningham 47.81% Gordon Lee 46.85% Jim Smith 46.83% Joe Harvey 46.47% Stan Seymour 45.76% Ruud Gullit 43.59% Charlie Mitten 42.99% Willie McFaul 42.86% Norman Smith 41.90% Sam Allardyce 41.67% Jack Charlton 41.67% Bill McGarry 40.68% Richard Dinnis 38.33% Kevin Keegan 38.10% Joe Kinnear 37.04% Osvaldo Ardiles 34.04% Alan Shearer 20.83% While not quite powering along on the win% chart Chris Hughton 59.38% Kevin Keegan 54.98% George Martin 49.03% Sir Bobby Robson 46.67% Glenn Roeder 45.83% Arthur Cox 44.97% Graeme Souness 44.83% Tom Mather 43.58% Doug Livingstone 43.43% Andy Cunningham 41.83% Kenny Dalglish 38.46% Stan Seymour 38.46% Alan Pardew 38.24% Joe Harvey 37.90% Gordon Lee 37.84% Charlie Mitten 36.55% Jim Smith 36.36% Ruud Gullit 34.62% Norman Smith 34.29% Willie McFaul 33.57% Sam Allardyce 33.33% Bill McGarry 31.36% Jack Charlton 31.25% Richard Dinnis 30.00% Kevin Keegan 28.57% Joe Kinnear 22.22% Osvaldo Ardiles 21.28% Alan Shearer 12.50%