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  1. Don't think I can touch another pint in the stadium mind. I gave the money to the lad that bought mine on Saturday and left it. Tramps piss.
  2. Terrible movie. I loved 1 but they've all been shite after that. I didn't like 1 that much, I don't go into a Bruckheimer production expecting to be entertained, but while not as passable as 1, it was nowhere near as excrutiating as 2 & 3....which in turn, were a pleasure compared to Transformers.
  3. Absolutely classic defence to this from Terry. He claims that what the camera doesn't pick up is him saying "Oi Anton, I never said..." just before we catch him saying the words "fucking black cunt". Oh John, we're not as stupid as the people you surround yourself with, you racist little prick. The defence he used in his statement was the most stupid shit ever. Instead of claiming that he said something altogether different, like 'blind' or whatever, he used the old 'taken out of context' line. Fuck all will be done over this imo, it'd take an audio recording for something to be done. Actually thought this was a piss-take when I heard about it. He's sounding like someone at A&E with a shattered milk bottle up their arse.
  4. It'll depend on January/summer I guess....and whether these newbies become eligible for another 10 year price freeze.
  5. "Alan, what are you doing over there?" "Nothing much. Just thinking that you lot have probably got Tea AIDS." Fucking brilliant. EDIT: I was reminded of this line after looking at the pictures in the Robin Gibb thread. Whether he has Tea AIDS or any other klind, there's something sriously wrong with him.
  6. Wonder if this puts any of the box office staff out of a job.
  7. We've ALL been mugged by a lad from Leeds. £60k a week
  8. Who is Newcastle United ambassador for fireworks safety?
  9. Mario Balotelli becomes Manchester's ambassador for fireworks safety "It is important children should not mess with fireworks. They can be very dangerous if they are not used in the right way. People should follow the firework code," warns a man who had to escape from his burninghome early on Saturday after fireworks were set off through a bathroom window. Two fire crews were called and Balotelli escaped unharmed. The 21-year-old Italian claimed the incident was the fault of one of the four friends who were staying with him at the property in Mottram St Andrew, Cheshire. "The newspapers got the story wrong about me," he said. "I didn't set any fireworks off, it was a friend of mine. I didn't know anything about it until I heard shouting coming from the bathroom. My friend apologised to me for the damage to my house. It was a really stupid thing to do." http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/oct/24/mario-balotelli-face-of-fireworks-safety
  10. Most people relax on their days off though in Monaco or Florida, he fuckin visits mafia bosses in jail. Don't think it was a jail visit. He just enjoyed Gomorrah (the film), and wanted to see the place it was based on so had a wander round when visiting Naples.
  11. What's he done to be a bad boy? Tried a backheel in a friendly Played on an Ipad Wore a t-shirt Wore a hat set off some fireworks Have I missed the reports where he's behaved as bad as other players? By which I mean raped, killed, drunk driven, imbibed of drugs, slept with a team-mates wife, gambled, slept with hookers, racially abused the opposition etc.
  12. 144 blobs for£12.99 https://www.freedoms-shop.nhs.uk/shop/product/view/?c=1&product=104
  13. You're spot on Deaders, except that Saturday gone was the highest gate of the season.
  14. no it doesnt need character like this its turning football into a joke and its shown that footballer can do fuck all and get away with it "Get away" with wearing a hat?
  15. http://www.karmaloop.com/product/The-Chicago-White-Sox-Stingray-Snapback-Hat-in-Black/220433 £250?? Jesus
  16. Please never change. Not quite up there with blaring his horn and shouting "Eubank ith here!" out the window, but quality.
  17. Paddy & Murphy were out at sea on a scuba diving trip when Murphy turns to Paddy and says: "Paddy, why do these guys dive off the boat backwards"? Paddy turned to Murphy and replied "Murphy, ye bloody eediot, if they dived forwards, they'd still be on da boat, so they would"
  18. I always go "yaboo!" when getting on the back of the ref/opposition, just so people know I'm being ironic, post modern and hip.....like tiny Andy Collings.
  19. Hope you're on the work phone. 40p a minute on your mobile.
  20. I do that to Taylor like. He desrves it though, prick shouldn't be making 80 yard runs It's Taylor so I'll let you off That's a slightly different thing anyway as I'm sure you appreciate. People groaning when attempting something difficult that doesn't come off is another one. I genuinely don't think they know wtf the player was even attempting half the time either. I do miss the banter at the match though at the same time. Dunno if it's the form we're in but I'm REALLY enjoying the new seats. It's good we seem to have 4 or 5 rows of lads getting used to the same seats, ripping the piss out of each other back and forth. They're all good lads, but someone will always misread something or other on the pitch and say something daft, like "good lad Shola", so they get told to pipe down in a friendly way. You don't really get that standing in the corner cos there's always different people about.. You tend to largely chat only amongst your own group.
  21. I do that to Taylor like. He desrves it though, prick shouldn't be making 80 yard runs
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