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  1. There's an invitation facility BTW.
  2. Goes to show a mackem is blinded by rage when confronted with "Mags" and can't comprehend self-deprecation or compliments. They go into a weeble spaz and start wobbling all over "DELUDED!"...."ARROGANT"...."PLASTIC". Thick as pig shit. I assume the kid means SAFC are better run than NUFC not SAFC though Aye, he got it right earlier in the thread...he was being realistic and humble...they'll all be telling their mates about the deluded, arrogant Geordie though.
  3. A Geordie named Cyril.... Goes to show a mackem is blinded by rage when confronted with "Mags" and can't comprehend self-deprecation or compliments. They go into a weeble spaz and start wobbling all over "DELUDED!"...."ARROGANT"...."PLASTIC". Thick as pig shit.
  4. Pride is an alien concept to the inherently simple population. A deficiency of zinc in the area means no mackem has had any achievement to boast about since Malcolm Crosby grew his hair to look a bit like Rudi Voller.
  5. The very notion of showing support repulses your common or garden Mackem. They're naturally a bitter species.
  6. We'll have a replacement lined up, just won't be a RB. Either another keeper or a bib bag.
  7. Could be worse, you could have the Ridsdale school of contract negotiation. Was it Seth Johnson that couldn't believe his luck?
  8. It's just Ashley's hard nosed bargaining position in effect. He doesn't want to sell EVERYONE. If a player is worth £40k a week, he'll offer £20k and see if he can get away with a cut-price bargain. Some players will walk using that method, but those that stay are excellent value.
  9. Remember when we thought Simpson wasn't good enough Bring out THE PERCH!
  10. Demba Ba! Demba Ba! Demba Ba! Demba Ba! souviens toi ce jour la toi et moi
  11. It'll be hugely entertaining I would have thought....the Gypsy bare knuckle boxer could become a national hero if he brays the fuck out of The Jedwards...
  12. I did maths and I've worked in IT for ten year and I'm not on 6 figures. Why didn't I try harder? I did my A-level 15 years ago....and even then they were no preperation whatsoever for my degree which was on a whole other level. You need to be able to think at university, you just need to regurgitate for A-levels.
  13. A paparazzi, A gypsy, two wives and a male model. The word 'celebrity' has never been so devalued. It comes to something when a show is able to degrade the Jedward brand.
  14. Her hubby wants to give her a cunt punt and no mistake.
  15. On a warm spring day, strolling in south London, I heard demanding voices behind me. A police van disgorged a posse of six or more who waved me aside. They surrounded a young black man who, like me, was ambling along. They rifled through his pockets, looked in his shoes, inspected his teeth. Their thuggery affirmed, they let him go with the barked warning there would be a next time. For the young at the bottom of the pyramid of wealth and patronage and poverty that is modern Britain - mostly the black, the marginalised and resentful, the envious and hopeless - there is never surprise. Their relationship with authority is integral to their obsolescence as young adults. Half of all black British youth between the ages of 18 and 24 are unemployed, the result of deliberate policies since Margaret Thatcher oversaw the greatest transfer of wealth from the bottom to the top in British history. Forget plasma TVs; this was panoramic looting. Such is the truth of David Cameron's "sick society", notably its sickest, most criminal, most feral "pocket": the square mile of the City of London where, with political approval, the banks and the super-rich have trashed the British economy and the lives of millions. This is fast becoming unmentionable as we succumb to propaganda once described by the American black leader Malcolm X thus: "If you're not careful the newspapers will have you hating the oppressed and loving the people doing the oppressing." Money-moving parasites As MPs lined up to bay their class bigotry and hypocrisy in parliament, barely a handful spoke this truth. Not one of the heirs to Edmund Burke's 18th-century rants against "mob rule" by a "swinish multitude" referred to previous rebellions in Brixton, Tottenham and Toxteth in the 1980s, when Lord Scarman reported that "complex political, social and economic factors" had caused a "disposition towards violent protest" and recommended urgent remedial action. Instead, Labour and Liberal bravehearts called for water cannon and everything draconian. Among them was the Labour MP Hazel Blears. Remember her notorious expenses? None made the obvious connection between the greatest inequality since records began, a police force that routinely abuses a section of the population and kills with impunity, and a permanent state of colonial warfare with an arms trade to match: the apogee of violence. It seemed hardly coincidental that on the day before Cameron raged against "phoney human rights", Nato aircraft - including British bombers sent by him - killed a reported 85 civilians in a peaceful Libyan town. These were people in their homes, children in their schools. Watch the BBC's man on the spot trying his best to dispute the evidence in front of his eyes, just as the political and media class sought to discredit the evidence of a civilian slaughter in Iraq as bloody as the Rwandan genocide. Who are the criminals? This is not in any way to excuse the violence of the rioters, many of whom were opportunistic, mean, cruel, nihilistic and often vicious in their glee: an authentic reflection of a system of greed and self-interest to which scores of parasitic money-movers, "entrepreneurs", Murdochites, corrupt MPs and bent coppers have devoted themselves. On 9 August, the BBC's Fiona Armstrong - aka Lady MacGregor of MacGregor -interviewed the writer Darcus Howe, who dared use the forbidden word "insurrection". Armstrong Mr Howe, you say you are not shocked [by the riots]? Does this mean you condone what happened last night? Howe Of course not . . . What I am concerned about is a young man called Mark Duggan . . . the police officer blew his head off. Armstrong Mr Howe, we have to wait for the official inquiry before we can say things like that. We don't know what happened . . . We're going to wait for the police report on it. On 8 August, the Independent Police Complaints Commission acknowledged there was "no evidence" that Duggan had fired a shot at police. He was shot in the face on 4 August by a police officer with a Heckler & Koch MP5 sub-machine gun - the same weapon supplied by British governments, Tory and Labour, to dictatorships that use them against their own people. I saw the result in East Timor, where Indonesian troops also blew the heads off people. The big sweep An eyewitness to Duggan's killing told reporters: "About three or four police officers had [him] pinned on the ground at gunpoint. They were really big guns and then I heard four loud shots. The police shot him on the floor." This is how the police shot dead Jean Charles de Menezes on the floor of a London Underground train in 2005. And there was Ian Tomlinson, and many more. The police lied about Duggan's killing as they lied about the others. Since 1998, more than 330 people have died in police custody yet not one officer has been convicted. “Funny, too," noted the journalist Melanie McFadyean, "that the police did nothing while some serious looting went on - surely not because they wanted everyone to see that cutting the police force meant more crime?" Still, the brooms have arrived. In an age of public relations as news, the clean-up campaign, however well-meant by many people, can also serve the media goal of sweeping inequality and hopelessness under gentrified carpets, with cheery volunteers armed with brand new brooms and described as "Londoners" as if the rest were aliens. The otherwise absent Boris Johnson waved his new broom. Another Old Etonian, the PR to an asset stripper and currently the Prime Minister up to his neck in Hackgate, would surely approve. http://www.newstatesman.com/uk-politics/20...e-british-young
  16. Contradicting Tool Conflating Twit Corpulent Taxi-man Sorry CT
  17. I love reading CT's old posts. Hours of fun. I think someone posted CT's very first post before, but at times like this it deserves another look. Whatever happened to that hard-line CT? Was it becoming a Granda that turned you hippy?
  18. I just think it's the confidence behind your thoughts CT, despite your history of being 'wide of the mark'. Some people on the board would prefer you to quote Mrs Miggins off Blackadder ("I may have a brain the size of a sultana but...") before you say "I think". Personally I love your heroic refusal to conform to facts and glorious defense against the flood of evidence.
  19. You should see the ones I send about you I assume Toontastic is bound by the laws of the Data Protection Act? We should all put requests in for all the information held about us. There'd be some right blob-strops.
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