Monroe Transfer

Very sad. And it's not her fault at all, but the coverage is a bit of a joke. Good Guardian piece on it: http://www.theguardian.com/media/greenslade/2014/apr/08/peaches-geldof-national-newspapers

It's cos he's a Mag, marra

"Not all bad, lads..."

I wouldn't put too much stock in anything this lot say tbh. Can't be trusted with anything they say, even the stuff that sounds bad on paper.

When is their game in hand again?

If we're going to overhaul the playing staff, I'd rather someone better than Pardew was overseeing it. Time for a change on all fronts.

Down you go.

COYS

Sherwood is off in the summer apparently. Good of them to leak it on the day of a match. Sunderland to win tonight I reckon.

What a goal!

We seem to be getting a lot of injuries as of late - not many (if any?) caused by say a bad tackle. Not sure the coaching staff are conditioning our lot right, or perhaps our lot aren't putting the effort in fitness-wise so are more likely to get muscle injuries etc.

Seems they're banking on (at least partly) a new manager honeymoon. Just seems ridiculous leaving it this late.

I wasn't really being serious, I'd enjoy it, but it wouldn't make up for anything on our side.

Is that Steven Taylor on the right?

Salivating at the thought of us somehow playing well in the final game of the season (at Anfield!) and beating that lot to deny them the title. Would partly make up for this diabolical season.

You mean, played them out of position...

That people are getting hysterical? Remy will be back next weekend and a worst case scenario is that we grab a consolation in one of our remaining matches.

You don't seem to worry about that if Ashley is out, who'll come in? Great attitude you're displaying towards your fellow fan by the way. Ever considered that people come to SJP every other week to support their team through thick and thin, that they're not ignorant of the issues but support Newcastle United, not Mike Ashley (the former being bigger than the latter)?

Typical. I took Januzaj out of my fantasy football team for Mutch (who just lost 3-0 at home to Palace). Woeful afternoon in every aspect.

Thing is, Bayern draw aside (Bayern had an off day), this Man Utd side are so bad that they remain beatable especially without Rooney. 4-0 home win, Gosling hat-trick.

Dan Gosling. Dan Gosling. DAN GOSLING.

Shocking film.

Not like you to assume the absolute worst in every situation going.

Bored housewife on a Saturday morning tbh.

Guaranteed. At worst they'll appeal and miss out on a single window. If Chelsea got around it, Barca will too.