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Yeah the man is an absolute retard, Champions League semis and in the title hunt, Pardew level indeed.

Some guy just equalised in a game in the 95th minute with one of his few attacks via a massive deflection. Probably swore too loudly in response.

Nothing of worth in any of the jumbo gold packs I just opened. No surprises there then. Hate to think how much money I've wasted on them (and FIFA points if I've not used real cash).

You're being kind to Cardiff here. The major difference though is that they do have something to play for. They're not exactly Liverpool.

Janitor?

Call me a heathen for saying this, but I'm not entirely sure I'd want Keegan back. He's been out of the game for too long, save for his ill-fated second spell.

Ahem...

Just noticed his bio @Leazes_MagNUFC matchgoer for 49 years. Tells it like it is despite big babies like TOONTASTIC WHO BAN POSTERS AND TRY TO INFECT THEIR COMPUTERS FOR DISAGREEING WITH THEM.

Don't they all (players at least)?

Cardiff will do a double-Everton.

We'll probably end up somehow, winning this 4-0 (Cardiff may actually be worse than us), weakening the protests in the process.

Ronaldo's tears in the final too, please.

So if you don't walk out on 60 minutes, you don't care about the club? Get off your fucking high horse, man.

How does the remainder of TOTS work? PL tomorrow, rest of the leagues following days, then what?

Condolences.

They'll have Khedira back so not the end of the world.

Robben complaining about playacting

This is ridiculous

@@The Fish Who wrote that piece?

No, I'd like us to beat Liverpool to say the least. Will never happen.

Concede two more goals and we've got the fourth worst GD in the division

Sounds like Pardew's tactic to come back is to... continue sitting back. In other words, just hoping to lose by as few goals as possible.

Or we put in a few half decent performances and Cabaye and Remy won us a bunch of points. Since Cabaye left we've been appalling, but give the melodrama a rest for once.

They'll be nobody watching this match on here by the end of it.