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Shame that there isn't a video of all the all the times players fluff their lines to go along with the highlights reel. A lowlights reel would be most welcome when judging a player. Something for rival fans to get involved in perhaps?

https://vine.co/v/MEn7ia7xxZx

1-0, Perez.

Getting back into the swing of things with two left backs on the pitch.

Lukaku fee is £28m. Crazy bastards think they're Portsmouth.

Choking at the commentator reading out a tweet about the facebook notification sounds you hear now and then illegal stream

No refunds.

Surely better if we kept him hidden from potential suitors? Like a mystery box sale.

Thanks. The fuck is Obertan doing in the starting XI?

Any radio coverage available tonight?

German matches are on Quest. Malaga 3.30pm this Saturday and Schalke 5.45pm the next day. Ryder tweeted that we'll field a young team tomorrow. Any word on the injuries from the Wellington match?

Pretty similar, but Mavericks were the superior option - they had more girth.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26813363 Southampton aren't in the best financial health, so don't expect to see that incoming transfer money reinvested anywhere near in full.

Hamstring injury for Aarons. Awful luck.

Pardew screaming "pass, pass" whilst our creative players have the ball at their feet in the final third is utterly gross.

25 minutes for Armstrong. Exciting.

Saved by the Lifeboat! (Elliot makes a decent save and then claimed the resultant corner with ease and then distributed well. Well done Elliot)

Oh man, Aarons looks impressive. I know it's literally been 2 minutes since he came on, but he he's had the ball 3 times in 3 completely different situations and used it so intelligently. Plus he's made a couple of off the ball runs that have dragged opponents out of the space. Call me premature.

Thought it was Perez who made that run and cut back? Whoever it was, that kind of play bodes well.

Mare from the Wellington keeper and it is 1-0. Gouffran plus 1/2 opponent defenders combine to loop the ball into the net.

Yeah, they lost 2-1 to the guys we're currently playing. Gouffran playing from CM is irritating. Slows possession, doesn't pick out the dangerous balls through the opponent lines and is just generally poor with the ball at his feet. Also, a lad who scored double figures from attacking midfield last season, albeit in the Greek league, has been started in the holding role. What's that about?

West Ham just lost 3-1 to Sydney FC. That's the same Sydney FC we strolled to a 4-0 win against.

BT Sport have it as 5.30am kick-off. Can't be wrong.

Armstrong \o/

Reviere has a ropy first touch if the ball comes at him with any sort of pace.