Rayvin

Well this is it - we lose or draw this, it's game over IMO. We win, and we live to have our hopes crushed another day.

And yet, classic Labour.

Has he actually sacked Rayner or something, it sounds as though a storm is brewing there?

She's an MP over in Sunderland somewhere right? She'll have to appeal to local sentiment to some extent I expect.

Ed Miliband on climate change isn't a bad idea either - he's fairly high profile and the issue may still be more about awareness than outcomes.

Thank god Cooper is back in.

All I meant to imply is that the way it's phrased almost suggests that they're going to get January out of the way with transfers and so on and then hire someone immediately after - I think it more likely that we'll be looking at a summer program for a wholesale restructure of the club.

If it's true, it would indeed suggest they are indeed.

If true, it'll not be so much 'after January' as 'in the summer'.

Honestly, I think I'm actually more concerned about panic buying a load of shit in January in a bid to stave it off, than I am about relegation. If we get relegated we can continue to develop and build a strong team - I mean it's not like we were going to challenge for Europe next year anyway, we'd be aiming to cement midtable. We go down, flatten the championship but with an eye on the future - go up and the following year aim for top ten with a group of players who are used to winning with each other and as part of a longer running plan. If we hand out a load of 3 or 4 year contracts in January to the sort of dross we would be able to attract in January, we'll be stuck with them for years - something which will be a hinderance to us anyway. I think if we're able to see the championship less as a relegation and more as just part of the process, it would be a healthier mindset for us as a club.

On a related theme, player gets a pat on the back from the referee, goes down like a sack of spuds:

We probably do actually need to get a siege mentality going asap tbh.

Even if they haven't, if ever there was a club with a chance it's us. We were never going to win this one, let's not overreact. Still though, we're gonna be properly adrift by January.

I'm not sleeping well at the moment so I figured I'd log in to treat myself to some of Clarko's greatest hits to try and send me off

Impervious to any and all reasonable attempts to engage, to the very last. Godspeed Clarko, godspeed.

RAYVIN THE CONFUSED

Screamed the 'very sober' man in the corner. Did I miss something?

So what we're saying here is that Alan Pardew thinks that football club owners have looked at his track record and chosen not to hire him because they saw a 4 second gif of him dancing once. Stuff like failing to make the cut with a microscopic dutch team, losing 6-0 at home to Liverpool with us, headbutting a player, sleeping with players wives... all that stuff is a total non-issue. What's really holding him back is that gif. He's a fucking weapon. And I expect Clarko will be along shortly to explain in great numerical detail, why he was de facto the best manager we ever had.

Fair.

France have uninvited Patel to a meeting to work out how to solve the issue because that useless fuckhead tweeted an open letter of his thoughts about how we sort the problem instead of writing to Macron directly as you would expect any serious leader to do. Courting cheap votes at home > being a serious leader. So once again, our relationship with France is in the pits because Johnson doesn't understand diplomacy on any level.

The title. 10/10

I'm just going to add, to further complicate the choice, that you can buy refurbished laptops on ebay that will very probably outperform what you can buy new.

I agree that this is a pretty tolerant country. However, the only reason we're a more tolerant country than many of the ones you mention is because this country has a sizeable number of left leaning, compassionate people like the ones you're arguing with - not because our right wingers are better than anyone else's. So when you or anyone else goes on about how tolerant this country is, you're really saying how much good the left has done here, and how fortunate it is that we're able to make our presence felt. Our method for doing this, and ensuring that the country is held to account on being tolerant and compassionate, is kicking off at the government day in day out about its relentless bullshit. That is the only reason anyone can even begin to consider this a tolerant country. If we left it to the right we'd be nowhere fucking near it, because our right don't really care anymore than anyone else's right. They look 'better' than those places you mention because we have lifted them up. We educated and shamed them into moving forward. If we ever want to get anywhere, we have to constantly hold their feet to the fire. How do you think we became more tolerant than those places you mentioned ffs. By refusing to let intolerant and despicable actions be acceptable. The moment we say "ah well, we're still better than the Middle East" is the moment we give the government and the bigots permission to start backsliding.

I don't think Sandra (was it Sandra?) would be very impressed with the stance of Villa's CEO on our takeover...

Was under the impression crime was still 'down' compared to 20 years ago?