Rayvin

Probably not, but hopefully the players will take it upon themselves.

I reckon our last four games are winnable to be honest. We aren't going to get relegated, that's for sure.

Yeah, much improved in the second. And not an embarrassment.

Would have to be Gouffran...

You can't care as much as you used to though, surely? By now isn't it more of a dull and distant pain?

Probably just means they'll be the first two Carver subs off. Assuming we have enough fit players to make two substitutions anyway...

Well, that went slightly better than I thought it would. We look utterly hopeless but at least we didn't concede more than twice.

At least Perez and Cabella look vaguely like they're trying.

Has Ashley actually fallen asleep...

Do we reckon there could be a mass half time exodus on like with the mackems?

Fucks sake...

Fortunate that pass fell to Welbeck and not someone decent...

Aaaand there we go. From a standard clusterfuck of a free kick as well.

Actually a little surprised we haven't conceded yet...

Definitely a sending off possible in this match...

Yep, totally pointless. I think at this point, even if we somehow won I wouldn't care. It'd just be a freak result in a sea of failure.

Which one of his accounts is legit - the one where he's raving about some guy called Andy?

Are we sure that Carver isn't getting his wires crossed? - he's spent a lot of time talking to Brian Kidd about them buying Perez, he might well think he works down there now.

Yep!

That is a remarkable bit of propaganda. I wonder if we're going to start seeing more of this from clubs, or if it's just the Jose Mourinho effect. Might also happen at Liverpool though.

Just watched the highlights of the Leeds game again! Good times. We were much more devil may care those days. I guess the whole game has moved on though.

Awesome news. We should get a good 5-10 mins out of him before he gets injured.

I agree that these accounts are going to be really interesting. Do we release any kind of statement to go with them?

I just don't know anymore. I know what I'd do if I was Ashley but the guy is such a fucking moron that he's definitely capable of hiring Carver full time. Rationalising doesn't seem to make any difference. It has concerned me for instance that a board which has previously not said a damn thing about the stupidity of their decisions has come out and admitted they've left Carver short staffed. It also bothers me that Carver is totally happy to talk about selling on players like Perez and is having conversations with Man City about it as if hawking the players is part of his job. Why would they let him do that? If he's hired though, I'm done.

Good God man... you're insatiable!