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wtf ??? lol Oh Ragi I could tell ya some tales about me and Goldie, we used to have a riot together. He's reminded me tonight of when I got back to the hotel room the next morning, and knocked him flying when he opened the door as I ran into the loo. He'd asked why id not been to the toilet? and I told him "because Ive slept in a shed, and it didnt come equiped with an en-suite" I have no idea why id not peed in a garden. Im so chuffed we are back in contact, all thanks to Cath's txt Goldie?

Danny "Oddball" Blue takes the first throw. One of the biggest tossers in Eltham Safety is paramount - Lenny is redirected back to crash mat Calculating distance of throw Mr Shepherd has a go!

did someone hijack your account ?? I think so, can't remember anymore. Magma ROCKS! even if it wasnt you its funny as fook

Lets go the full hog and get Bowyer back aswell Bad boys reunited

She only got released so the gates of her love palace could be battered down by a purple battering ram. Expect the same carry on next week

So why has this not been back page news then? The ever so respectable Richard Keys, who presents to the nation our football enjoyment. I've been robbed

American winger DaMarcus Beasley is keen to join Rangers after his loan spell at Manchester City finished (Daily Record). Cardiff and Norwich are both interested in former Rangers player Gavin Rae (Record). Fulham's Franck Queudrue says he will "look at what options come his way" as he does not like new manager Lawrie Sanchez's long-ball approach (Mirror) West Ham and Tottenham are battling over Charlton striker Darren Bent (Mirror). Everton's James Beattie could return to Blackburn with Jason Roberts going in the opposite direction (Mirror). Preston have told any clubs interested in David Nugent that they will have to start the bidding at £7m (Sun). Crystal Palace's Dougie Freedman has rejected a money-spinning move to the Middle East as he wants a new contract at Selhurst Park (Star). Millwall are interested in Darren Currie after he was released by Derby (Star). Former Hearts coach Graham Rix says he would happily return to management in Scotland (Record). Fulham owner Mohammed Fayed is interested in investing in Scottish Second Division side Ross County (Record). England's players are to give up their match fees for future appearances and donate them to a new charity, the Team England Footballers Charity (Mirror). PSV Eindhoven boss Ronald Koeman, who had been linked with the Manchester City vacancy, has been seen in the city (Mirror). Manchester United's Ryan Giggs says the arrival of new signings Nani and Anderson may relegate him to being a squad player next season (Sun). Middlesbrough keeper Mark Schwarzer says it is their own fault that Mark Viduka left to join Newcastle after the club stalled over offering him a new contract (Mirror). A furious Stuart Pearce says he "does not agree in any way, shape or form" with David Bentley's decision to quit the England U21 squad for the European Championships on the grounds of tiredness (Express). Joey Barton's move from Manchester City to Newcastle has been held up by his demand for a £300,000 loyalty payment from City (Independent). Publishers have scrapped plans to release an updated version of Ashley Cole's autobiography because of Chelsea's failure to win the Premiership or Champions League and the fact he has not yet returned to Arsenal as a Chelsea player (Star). David Beckham is being lined up to be the promotional spearhead of England's bid to host the 2018 World Cup (Telegraph). Celtic manager Gordon Strachan has revealed his new passion away from football - visiting zoos. He says Madrid has the world's best (Times).

If that was Big Ron he'd have been up against the wall and shot

Would not be suprised if Roy Keane went in for him

Led Zeppelin - Over the hills and far away

And what was everyone else, yourself included, this past season? Where have you been hiding Pafuckles?aint seen you around much

I've just showered my monitor with bacardi and pepsi

How old is Shepherd again? At the hurry up selling his shares just before this got out eh!the little fat fucker

That was actually done in the toilets in Mood

Goodnight

Lord Stevens?

Thats class tbh Zolzdon?

Liverpool look set to beat Chelsea in the race to land Lyon midfielder Florent Malouda after the French footballer of the year indicated he would move to Anfield in a £10m deal. (Daily Mirror) Tottenham are poised to do battle with Aston Villa for the signature of Ajax midfielder Wesley Sneijder. (The Sun) Liverpool will have to take on AC Milan if they are to land Barcelona striker Samuel Eto'o. (The Sun) Billionaire Mike Ashley has moved a step closer to taking over Newcastle because chairman Freddy Shepherd has agreed to sell his shares. (The Sun) Spain coach Luis Aragones, whose side are second in Euro 2008 qualifying Group F, will step down from his role when his contract expires after the finals of the tournament. (Daily Mirror) Chelsea striker Didier Drogba says the Blues will reclaim the Premiership title next season and he will again be the top scorer in the division. (Daily Mirror)

Has he been found yet then? Never heard anything from him about why he done what he did etc?

TRANSFER RUMOURS Former Chelsea boss Claudio Ranieri wants to lure midfielder Frank Lampard away from Stamford Bridge to join him at Juventus. (Daily Mirror) Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has urged the Blues to sign Lyon winger Florent Malouda before he joins Liverpool. (Various) Manchester City midfielder Joey Barton, who signed for Newcastle on Tuesday night, will bank £12m over five years if he completes his contract at St James' Park. (Daily Mirror) Manchester United striker Alan Smith will not be offered a new contract, which is set to spark a bidding battle between Tottenham, Everton, Middlesbrough and Aston Villa. (The Sun) Middlesbrough are poised for an £8m double swoop for Portsmouth midfielder Sean Davis and Porto defender Jose Bosingwa. (Daily Mirror) Chelsea are chasing Brazilian wonderkid Pato, 17, who plays for Internacional and who has also attracted the interest of Juventus and AC Milan. (Daily Star) Everton are prepared to cash in on striker Andrew Johnson - but only if West Ham pay £20m. (Various) Leicester want to swap Patrick McCarthy, plus cash, for Charlton midfielder Matt Holland. (The Sun) Portsmouth are considering a £3m bid for Wigan striker Henri Camara. (Daily Mirror) Derby are battling Watford for the signature of Norwich striker Robert Earnshaw. (The Sun) West Ham's former Charlton boss Alan Curbishley wants to buy Darren Bent from his old club but the Addicks have told him the striker will cost £18m. (Daily Mirror) Birmingham want to sign Arsenal defender Johan Djourou on a season-long deal. (Daily Mirror) Arsenal midfielder Cesc Fabregas has hinted that his team-mates expect Gunners striker Thierry Henry to join Barcelona. (Daily Mirror) Laryea Kingston's agent says a permanent Hearts deal for the midfielder, who has been on loan from Terek Grozny, must be struck by midnight. (Daily Record) Wigan boss Chris Hutchings has pleaded with chairman Dave Whelan not to sell midfielder Lee McCulloch to Rangers. (Daily Record) Ipswich want defender Chris Perry after he was released by West Brom. (The Sun) West Brom striker Diomansy Kamara is a £2m target for Middlesbrough. (Various) Sevilla defender Daniel Alves, whose agent held talks with Chelsea last week, has left the door open for a last-gasp bid from Liverpool - if the "economical factors" are right. (The Sun) Manchester City are interested in Liverpool striker Djibril Cisse, who has been on loan at Marseille. (The Times) AS Roma, Everton and Newcastle are reputedly tracking Boudewijn, who has been released by Liverpool. (The Times) Portsmouth want to sign Bolton striker Nicolas Anelka. (Various) Striker Leon Best is set to join Nottingham Forest after making it clear he wants to leave Southampton. (Daily Star) West Ham face a battle to hang on to Yossi Benayoun after the midfielder turned down a five-year contract worth £50,000 a week. (Daily Mail) OTHER GOSSIP Liverpool striker Peter Crouch is set to earn an England recall in the Euro 2008 qualifier against Estonia. (Various) Reading are set to open talks with left-back Nicky Shorey about a new contract. (The Sun) Lithuania boss Algimantas Luibanskas has hit out at Hearts striker Andrius Velicka, who was dropped from the squad after his attitude was questioned by the manager but who has since said he will not play for his nation while Luibanskas is in charge. (Daily Record) Former Thailand prime minister Thaksin Shinawatra hopes to conclude his takeover of Manchester City within the next fortnight. (Various) AND FINALLY Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson told Manchester radio station Key 103 that he considered giving up football when his playing days ended to cook in and run a restaurant. (Various)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albin_Ebondo

I watched this and although he's a twat with the whistle,he has got a point on how the game is going.

Medical has been adjourned,they're waiting for the Psychiatry reports to come through

When you look at the quality of goalscorers in the premiership then he'll not look out of place when he finally gets a game.