Renton

Well's was a visionary. Charver's are becoming more Morlockish by the day.

Society really is going to split into two distinct species at this rate, like in HG Well's Time machine. The Middle classes are becoming obsessed by health and organic food, meanwhile charvers don't give a shit and will eat/drink any detritus.

I reckon Fish should settle down asap.

Ditto, plus proper shampoo (Trevor Sorbin hair thickener ) and proper conditioner. No wax or gel though... little point Trevor Sorbie is baldy anyway. It obviously works then. Cure for baldness just around the corner apparently. Will put all these fake exotic shampoo's out of the game. 10 years before it's mass produced, I heard... ..not that I'm bothered... nope... not at all... Ha ha, Fish is going bald, and with that neck, he's not going to suit it!

I had no muscle but didn't look anorexic or anything. Anyway, just thought I'd give a warning to all those skinny smug 20 somethings - metabolism changes with time. Not that I reckon I'm very fat or anything at the minute, fairly average really. In a nation lurching towards obesity you probably are. Cheeky twat. You just wait.

I had no muscle but didn't look anorexic or anything. Anyway, just thought I'd give a warning to all those skinny smug 20 somethings - metabolism changes with time. Not that I reckon I'm very fat or anything at the minute, fairly average really.

So this thread isn't about Radgi then?

Criminal damage caused by running over a car. Whacky, I know. I was innocent of the damage as it happens, but they stitched me up. How could you of all people run over a car and not cause any damage?! I weighed less than 10 stone when I was 18, and had a 28 inch waist. It's only since I got this job (5 years ago) that I've put serious weight on.

The thought of prison scares the shit out of me and I'd never do anything to risk it. There's a few series on TV at the moment about American prisons and seriously, I'd rather be dead than do a long term sentence in one of them.

I thought he was serious and talking about being lifted for drugs - quite plausible really. You'd have to be dealing for that to happen really. I've never done that. Although technically I have supplied I suppose. Friend of mine went to Glastonbury in the early 90s where smoking spliffs was completely tolerated by the police. He thought the same thing applied to Reading - Wrong! He was swiftly arrested after lighting up, taken away, bum searched, and locked in a cell with a suspected rapist for the duration of the festival. Unlucky.

Criminal damage caused by running over a car. Whacky, I know. I was innocent of the damage as it happens, but they stitched me up.

I thought he was serious and talking about being lifted for drugs - quite plausible really.

We can send them down We can win the premiership against them!

Half asleep I've just read the front page of the Times and thought it said "Gazza lurches towards Islamist mini-state". Thought we had another Cat Stevens situation until I realised it really said "Gaza".

It wasn't his name he signed, the cheeky twat.

Kieron Dyer once gave me a fake autograph. Does that count?

Is it true we're only seven "connections" away from knowing anyone in the world?

Well wasn't Gemmill's brother in Kajagoogoo?

I son't even know who Andy Carr is. This is like that Viz column. My brother once shaked hands with Geoff Capes, beat that for fame!

I was at the Mandela building for a graduation show yesterday, at Newcastle College. Wonder how many of those there are?

I think that is a lot to do with the sofa based on Mae West's (iirc) lips and the lobster phone (seen that in the Tate Modern once) and his involvement in films in the 60's etc. If you see his paintings in the flesh though I think you can't fail to be impressed. They're technically superb too. I've seen the one with Christ on the cross (can't remember it's name but it's based in Kelvin in Glasgow I think) and it's superb, I agree.

Aye, show a bit of culture on here and in Gemmill's book that makes you a botter! This from the Erasure fan!

Dali's not really rated by a lot of artists and didn't he describe himself as a con artist? Regardless, I quite like his work even if some of it is bordering on kitsch.

I haven't seen it Renty. Anything good in there? It was a channel 4 doc from the Papperazzi's (sp?) perspective. It completely dispelled any conspiracy theory so you'd have hated it.

Can't see anything remotely out of the ordinary by those comments. Btw, don't know if it was discussed, but did anyone see the documentary last week? It was a pretty interesting piece of journalism I thought and actually quite tasteful. It's a shame so many wanted it banned without seeing it.