Renton

How fucking expensive are pies around your way? Fat Fred driving the prices up? 159346[/snapback] I'm talking lots of pies, obviously. 159349[/snapback] That's rich coming from someone who has exposed himself in the past as a right fat bloater. Where've you been recently anyway? Busy at work or something? 159350[/snapback] Been to trips to Italy and Portugal on holidays, the downside being the inevitable backlog of work when I get back. FFS I'm not paid enough for this shite!

How fucking expensive are pies around your way? Fat Fred driving the prices up? 159346[/snapback] I'm talking lots of pies, obviously.

You should apply. 159323[/snapback] sure your job would give you a reference. 159327[/snapback] It would say "spends 30% of his time on the internet, pay him accordingly" 159331[/snapback] If that were true, Gemmil would be on 30 quid a week, and hence unable to afford pies. So obviously it isn't true.

Sliding down a razorblade banister naked using your cock as a brake is allegedly painful, iirc from my school days.

A southern one?

grooming tbh 157079[/snapback] Oh dear.

I've got a book on how to make curries but can never be arsed finding the ingredients, and end up using Pataks sauces instead. Watch it though. One minute it's curry, the next it's Jihad.

Leazes was a complete bell end, good riddance to the stupid cunt. 157063[/snapback] Really, no need for that.

I'd like to think I had a hand in it tbh. It's funny how quickly he explodes when you resort to a bit of low-brow banter. 157049[/snapback] I don't think you're qualified to break LeazesMag tbh.

So you are saying you can outlast leazes in an argument. Thats either really impressive or the saddest boast ever 157043[/snapback] I can't actually remember who had the last word tbh. However, he knows not to mess with me again.

I broke him, along with HTL.

Plus Tiger Tiger. Jesus wept at that tbh.

It's got none of the charm of The Gate like Anyway, it was my haunt before all these sad bastards started tagging along. I wish they'd all fuck off back to the Union Rooms tbh 156940[/snapback] Rarely go to the Gate these days. If I do it's normally the Sports Bar - Players, Aspers Casino or the Chinese buffet place, Wokmania. I heard that Nando's is great though so might give them a try. *drools* http://www.thegatenewcastle.co.uk/venues/nandos.aspx 156955[/snapback] Nando's is lush 156975[/snapback] Just another souless chain tbh. In charver central too. 156980[/snapback] I don't think I've ever seen one charver in the Gate. In the Pigg Market & Icon, but it's manily students and just lads & lasses out for a laugh. Charver centrel? Total crap, mate. 157015[/snapback] Actually inside it's not too bad (I think they may have some security) - but I walk past the front of it most days and outside is packed with burberry riff raff. They spread up from the Bigg market up Newgate to the gate. And then there's the older, frightening psychos that spread down from the Grainger market pub area. It's actually not uncommon to see fights outside the Gate - even during the day: FACT The gate is best avoided imo - although there is a canny bar/cafe downstairs (expensive), the Spice cube (which is OK) and the cinema. Plus, every city has a "Gate" nowadays - the whole country is becoming one monotonous international (i.e. American) conglomeration. If you like that then fine, otherwise I suggest boycotting the place.

Of death? 157005[/snapback] A dead cert?

I'm flying to Portugal tonight.

It's got none of the charm of The Gate like Anyway, it was my haunt before all these sad bastards started tagging along. I wish they'd all fuck off back to the Union Rooms tbh 156940[/snapback] Rarely go to the Gate these days. If I do it's normally the Sports Bar - Players, Aspers Casino or the Chinese buffet place, Wokmania. I heard that Nando's is great though so might give them a try. *drools* http://www.thegatenewcastle.co.uk/venues/nandos.aspx 156955[/snapback] Nando's is lush 156975[/snapback] Just another souless chain tbh. In charver central too.

Been at the glue I reckon. 156935[/snapback] Hypoglycaemic due to not getting his pasta I reckon.

Pissed or not, what does "Why for it rwo bells" mean?

That's true and unfortunately it's a rare commodity in Newcastle these days.

It should be every toontasticer's duty to go to the Trent at least once in their life, otherwise they should be banned (when they are dead, obviously).

A table tennis simulator? Jesus wept, we really have gone full circle.

Diabetes tbh.

How big do you think I am, exactly? If you're a writer, can you not do most/all of what you do remotely? 155845[/snapback] Not that remotely unfortunately! I'd have to go self employed, and then there's my wife who is a solicitor here. I'm going to retire in Europe though - still a few decades away. How do you make a living btw if you don't mind me asking?

Did he do a post-coital version of "The Winds of Change" for you? 155839[/snapback] Beat me to it.

I've never had that problem, been pissed as anyone but could never understand how that happens. It wakes me up in the middle of the night so I can have some more water and nutrients depending on severity. Bladder of an ox tbh. Don't talk to me about blackout paranoia! And I usually had been obnoxious to someone; luckily I did most of my drinking in a country that celebrates drunken arseholes. 155827[/snapback] Well I said fear of pissing myself - I've never done it. Mind I hate getting out of bed in the middle of the night for a piss. I was in Rome last weekend where they have a completely different attitude to drinking. The thing is, this actually makes me drink less - I'm happy to chill out sipping a glass of beer or wine there, whereas here it's ust a question of drinking gallons of lager and getting mortal. Another reason I'm currently trying to work out how I can move to your neck of the woods (South France, Italy, or Spain). Bit of a pipe dream at present though.