Renton

I guess though those MPs will be trying to assess their competence to win a GE which is the whole public of course. But aye, it's a shitshow. Truss and Mordaunt stand out as complete idiots, and one of them will probably be PM.

Yep. Ffs.

"Nuclear fired power stations". Truss is off her tits.

Yep, no sooner than I thought he might be okay he cuntifies himself. Let's fucking reorganise the NHS again and we'll magically reduce A&E waiting times.

Aye. Mordaunt comes across as a fucking moron to me. Banging on about unleashing Brexit benefits. I think she actually believes this shit.

Aye, it's pointless. Truss looks fucking awful. 46 years old? Really?

Is Boris Johnson homest? Yes or no? Not one cunt will answer it except Tugenhat, who shakes his head.

Anybody watching this live debate. The two outsiders sound best so far, especially Major Tom. Not that it makes any difference.

Beer is surely pretty dehydrating? People here say drink tea to keep cool, because it makes you sweat. Err, okay.

Thought you did this a couple of years back? BBC weather app says its going to be 41C at Heathrow on Monday! The record is 38.7C. And people still deny climate change.

Anyway, I'm about to put a jumper on here.

Yeah, I'm coming round to that idea. I think she'll do well in the blue wall, better than any of the others. She's proven she is willing to lie and double down on her lies like her predecessor. It does sound she lacks basic competence as well. Having said that, Truss is just as bad, but less electable, as has been said. It will be one of these cunts, I'm sure of it, but probably Mordaunt.

Well, she's certainly got a bitch for a brother. Fish the bitch.

Never even heard of this. Presumably for the 17% of standers. You lot disgust me.

Just seen she is still doubling down on the Turkey lie, probably the most mendacious of the leave campaign. What a shitshow of cunts we have.

Point is, I predicted Everton would win enough games to stay up. You didn't predict Johnson would become a sex pest enabler to the best of my knowledge. Known unknowns and unknown unknowns.

Said before the Pincher saga. I wasn't privvy to the fact Johnson was a sex pest enabler, then again, I don't hang around the Dark Net UNLIKE SOME.

Also doing both of them a huge favour to ensure your second point becomes true.

Let's just file this under "Everton" shall we?

It's going to be Mordaunt who wins, another Mrs May. She won't save them though.

Why would Sunak's lot want to knock out Mordaunt? Anyway seems like a risky strategy when he hasn't got a huge lead.

Damn, she's out.

Can you spot my piss patch?