Alex

That’s the pit heap. These fucking outsiders, man

Dorries back on C4. She looks off her tits.

Truss is gone. Which is nice

Speaking of fascists, Patel has won

Just stuck BBC on. Jeremy Vine with an infographic showing this is the worst result by an incumbent PM ever. Kuenssberg and Myrie’s only comments are about the top hats worn by those PMs from years gone by and the hats the returning officers have worn. Straight back to Channel Four for me.

She’s a proper fucking cunt like. Her being gutted tells you exactly how badly it’s gone for the Tories despite whatever narrative they’re trying to spin

It’s Sir Edward Leigh apparently. If they were both elected at the same time it’s who was sworn in first iirc

It’s based on how long they’ve been an MP. Not their age.

He’s won the argument

By the way, Lowe winning for Reform should be fun. He’s an absolute fucking loony and his views are already out there.

Announcement imminent apparently

Aye. That’s how you’re coming across

Jess Phillips has won.

👆Makes you think

Funny one when you think it and Labour being criticised throughout for not offering much in terms of their campaign. But the Tories offered fuck all bar saying don’t vote for Labour and lying about Labour’s policies. It would have taken something amazing for the Conservatives to turn things round in their campaign but they did nothing. Just weird really.

McVey winning is a shame

No idea tbh. Has the same rancid patter and incel vibes though

Somebody’s overdosed on kamagra

U ok, hun?

👆Tells it like it is

I don’t remember Tory ‘landslides’ with a similar vote share being a crisis for democracy btw.

Kuntsberg properly seething 😂😂😂 what a weapons-grade cunt

It’s worth sticking BBC on for a few minutes to see how ungracious and utterly pathetic and devastated Kuntsberg is

Rory Stewart on C4 being a bit snippy. And, tbh, I can’t help thinking he’s fancying himself as a future ‘one nation’ Tory PM. He likes to portray himself as a decent Tory about there’s no such thing.

Aye. Agreed. I think we got our wires crossed but I meant more in relation to how the ‘official opposition’ are officially fucked