Alex

Not so much tin pot as chamber pot

People from Derby

I’d consider hiring a plane trailing a banner

Sone commentary on the recent polling: https://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/blogs/ec_rrose_20240301.html

The irony. Those stupid cunts wouldn’t know the truth if if slapped them in the face.

Aye, the metro security are fucking useless like. I might’ve mentioned it on here before but there were about 6 of them at four lane ends one time just stood next to this lass smoking a tab. She said something like ‘I’ll just finished this off’. Which, like her smoking, they just completely ignored. This other lad, nearby, just turned to them and said “Here, what do yous actually do?”

I was literally going two stops and getting off (and they weren’t) so I was safe. And I can understand people not wanting to draw attention to themselves mentioning it. But the noise they were making, it was unavoidable. People on with kids and that as well. One of the coppers actually said ‘who?’ Potentially endangering me for pointing it out and was about to step off the metro before I said to them it was people further down the same carriage not on the platform. Useless fucking cunts. I’m of the opinion they’ll have done fuck all even after that and hoped the trouble makers got off soon so it wasn’t their problem.

He’s worth £30m

Just got the metro home. A couple of smoggies in with a lass. Pure scum, off their tits, drinking, talking about the drugs they’re coming up on. Shouting aggressively. Because they obviously can’t not. People scared to even look at them. The one I got a look at had a massive fresh bump and cut on his forehead. Just what people want going home from work. But what really boiled my piss was two coppers (lads in their twenties) got on the same carriage with me at the same time and basically stood at the far end and pretended they’d not noticed the bother. It took all my willpower not to walk down and ask if they fancied doing their fucking jobs as I was getting off. But they’d have liked nothing more than to make me the issue. So I went down as I was getting off and let the police know they needed to have a look down the carriage. Aye, I know - grass - no wonder people have zero fucking respect for the coppers

Only because Blair took us out the EU

Tbf, that’s believable

I’d prioritise English tbh

The classic wum getting really fucking wound up stage of the cycle has come round

He’s a sitter 👍🏻

Yes, Jeff

Especially by that fucking dullard

Menu (me ‘n’ u). Probably lost in translation, that one

He not just speak it. He wear it. At big NE football tournament. Anyhow, mushroom risotto is on the me and you the neet.

I take it you weren’t close?

It’s Ricky Lambert 👍🏻

Didn’t vote for him, mate. Maybe you won’t be so easily taken in next time round though. We all make mistakes. It’s important to learn from them 👍🏻

Bloody fuck