Alex

Not that I see it happening but it would be funny as fuck if the actions of the DUP were a direct cause of a united Ireland. Surely there would be absolute hell on of it was even seriously mooted though

Everyone with half a brain is laughing at us but the gammon are, ironically, only triggered when they’ve been told they should be offended

Laughing at your sense of humour rather than your injury btw

Fuck knows, to make it more edgy or whatever in the current climate? Just filling in rapists is so last president. They need to black and innocent these days

Aye, the more I think about it, the less I believe it. probably seemed like a good story in the bizarre version of reality these people live in.

I’m pleased I don’t have these sorts of conversations, however important they may be

The point about the MSM totally ignoring it is spot on too. Disgraceful really

It’ll come as no surprise to anyone that I hadn’t

On the plus side, the thick mackem cunt has been very quiet quiet of late

Also there was that match (away series v South Africa?) where he was out trying to hit a 6. I think England were only a few runs from winning if my memory serves me right. I wonder if he’d have done better if he’d not had that in the back of his mind. In test cricket people seem to have forgotten being 60-0 after 20 overs is better than being there after 8 overs. It’s all about seeing off the new ball and tiring the opening bowlers. Edit: even more so with our middle order

I think Burns has done enough to suggest he might make it. Was interesting hearing Compton talk about how Bayliss’ comments about him needing to score quicker ate away at him. Compton has probably looked as good as any of the players they’ve tried post-Strauss. Obviously he’s retired now but I find it ridiculous that you would pick a player based on their first class performances then ask them to change the way they play

In division 2. I think that ship has sailed tbh

Watched a few episodes of Russian Doll on Netflix. Quite funny

It’s really good. It’s about the D-Day landings (aka ‘Operation Overlord’) and was notable for its use of actual WW2 footage. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overlord_(1975_film)

Strauss admitted from the off the ODI team and by extension winning the World Cup was the priority. But it’s not like things will drastically change after this summer even if England lose The Ashes

Agree on both counts. Grayling’s only 56. I guess they’re not just ugly on the inside

Thought you meant the b&w war film for s ninite there

His rehabilitation should be a priority for the ECB but he’s not very good at scoring runs quickly and the whole English county game is all about white ball cricket with the Championship pushed to the margins. It’s bizarre when you consider how much the public like Test cricket.

Because she’s 55?

They’ll be offended by that as well

And, in keeping with your average gammon, he’s an absolute weapons-grade lunatic

The gammons are the biggest snowflakes of the lot

Shelvey. Essex is practically right next to Holland

I think it was an invention / adaptation of rugby (football) which was first played in the Ivy League colleges