Alex

Nah, you’re right. They were a couple for a while in the 90s. I used to fancy her back then too

All bases covered

Cunts

Incidentally, if you don’t think it’s bullshit about the economic impact, why are you in favour of Brexit?

That could equally apply to an arcade machine

The distinction is obvious tbh

It wasn’t. At no point did Osbourne appear on tv and say it would make everyone worse off in the long run as opposed to maintaining the status quo. It was supposed to be all about reducing government spending in order to improve the economy.

Imagine CT’s take if these organisations we’re supporting his POV btw 😂

Should just have a photo of Rob Playford with the words “Thanks for everything” underneath

A real world scenario I can’t recall happening before is the Chancellor of the Exchequer going on tv and telling people the policy the government would like to pursue will make us all poorer

Parliamentary sovereignty is what you voted for

Yeah, May is painting her own deal in an overly negative light in order to sell it

All along CT has claimed we’d get a cracking deal. As it’s gradually emerged that would never happen we're now left with shit deal, no deal or remain. While CT has tried to claim the first of those is cracking, it’s not even likely to get through Parliament. No one sees the benefits of it whatever side of the fence they’re on and the only people likely to vote for it are those with a misguided sense of loyalty to the best PM ever. Even our esteemed taxi driver, despite being a moron, realises this but by continuing his charade he gets a bit of attention. Plus he likes us better than the lads on the Britain First forum he goes on

He probably already knows he’s wrong. It’s not like he’s going to admit it though

Meanwhile a social worker from Rotherham Council is giving the racists all the ammo they need

I wondered what Stephen Ireland was doing these days

RIP. True hero who talked an unbelievable amount of sense

Fucking hell

Rik Mayall

Just as CT predicted

The only cunt thick enough to try and wind up fans of a club after they’ve won 3 games in a row.

Someone wipe the dribble off his chin ffs

We’ll never know but I wouldn’t be remotely surprised.

Great stuff. Not only did Newcastle win last night but I also received a good spanking

I reckon he’s bluffing. Hope he gets called out on it.