Dr Gloom

nah. I was ice cold all game. We tore them a new one first half. Could have been 5-0. Throughly professional second half performance. We basically sat back, conserved energy and asked if they were good enough to break us down. Unsurprisingly, they weren’t other then that one chance that hit the post

Kelly, probably. Too early for Botman, I imagine

You’ve seen United, now fuck off home!

Bantz from AP

This twat is stealing a living 🤣

Fucking hell Schar. No need to give them a gift

Howay man They’ve had one breakaway chance. We’ve absolutely bossed it

Casemiro

Little warning shot there. Let’s get that third to kill it off while we’re dominating

Fucking have it!

Neville guaranteed to be on co-comms

We’ve got to play the team and not the occasion. What went before now counts for nowt. They’re shit, on a terrible run of form and the force is with us. I can imagine how Keegan would deliver this team talk: You’re better than they are, the world is watching. Go and show everyone just how good you are.

The only way we lose this game is if the players’ minds aren’t right, or if we get done by a dodgy decision. Look at their current 11 and compare it to ours. How many of their players get in our side? Amad Diallo instead of Murphy, maybe?

One Life. Another masterclass from Anthony Hopkins. A deeply moving film, very well made

I can’t remember the last time I was this confident ahead of a trip to Old Trafford. We all know what happens when we’re confident about getting a result

Currently watching the snowman west end show with extended family. I’ll leave it at that but you can guess the mood

I started Black Doves. Enjoying to so far but the idea that rake-thin Kiera Knightly can outmuscle grown men does test the boundaries of plausibility

it’s in the post, I’m sure

GPs man Hope the side effects clear up soon man

Three of my mates suffer from it. Condolences man, it sounds horrific. I recently moved to the second tier of middle age. I was queuing to get into a rave the other week and the chat as we were waiting to get in to the venue was all perimenopause, colonoscopies and prostrate exams. Bring back the mundane house prices and home improvement chat

I’m thinking of doing a course in ableton with my mate. I’m desperate to get into it but I’m fucking useless at teaching myself the skills I need without someone holding my hand through the early stages. It’s not dissimilar to video editing, which I can do, but I had someone show me the basics before I mastered it. It’s so frustrating - overwhelmingly vast to the point I get frustrated and give up. I don’t have the attention span to teach myself using YouTube tutorials and my mates who do use it don’t have the time required to sit down with me

100% Seasonal depression, I think they call it

I’m not trivialising anything. My life and the lives of many people close to me have been touched by addiction. Google alcoholism - it doesn’t just mean physical addiction, which is the absolute worst form of the disease. Problem drinking that leads to destructive outcomes is also a form of alcoholism

I disagree. There are different severities of alcoholism. For those who can’t get out of bed without a drink, total abstinence is the only answer. For others, behaviour change might be a solution.