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Sucked?! You want stringing up by them for buying that!

I discovered this little scenario being played out by my son last night... I fear it's not going to end well....

I've had a cup of tea instead. The powers that be split my nights this week so I'm doing Wednesday/Saturday which is just shit as it messes up every day inbetween. I'm trying to stay up, then have a couple of hours and go to bed as normal tonight. Most unsatisfactory

Have a fantastic day HF! I'm sure Lanky's speech will be epic My mood? I've had the kind of night where I'm seriously contemplating opening a bottle of wine when I get home. I'll be home 16hrs after I left to go to work.

But incredibly satisfying

Listen to you You'll be a nervous wreck considering the jelly-legged meltdown you had on here after your first date.

Well that's just ridiculous. It's when people say it out loud that it really fucks me off. "Hashtag exhausted!" Shut the fuck up man, you bellend

But don't some people have their settings so that whatever they post on Twitter copies to FB automatically?

Switch it off and back on again? Twiddle with the thingy?

The only gaping I'm doing is yawning at your shit patter. Night night.

Not when you're around sweetheart.

Father Ted just starting on More4

Even I'VE watched Partridge and I haven't seen Pulp Fiction or any James Bond film!

Sounds like a yeast infection's brewing.

On the wireless Alreet grandad

I half wish I enjoyed golf and could get excited by it but I really can't. I've got it on the telly but I really don't care and I want to shove golf clubs up the arses of every chanting fucking Yank in the crowd. Arseholes.

And what kind of sympathy did she get at work?

The pair of you need to knock this on the head or you can fight it out between yourselves in the creche.

I think from the OP we can safely say who wolfy's alter ego is. Fucking hell.

I'm almost tempted to post mine just so you don't post yours!

Good luck to him! Sounds like he could do with a few more Catherine Cooksons being made - they love Geordie urchin bairns in them

That's a fantastic first role MF! Is he local?

I really ought to start watching this....

Eureka!!

I'm in a mixture of moods. My brother (who is also an anaesthetic nurse in the same hospital/department etc as me) is going to Iraq tomorrow as part of a charity thing. Basically surgeons, nurses, physios etc go over there for a couple of weeks and do knee and hip replacements on locals who wouldn't otherwise be able to have them and it improves their quality of life. My confused mood is because it's normally me that does this kind of mad adventure and not our kid, but because of where it is, I decided I couldn't put myself in that position now that I have the bairn. I'm properly envious of him though.