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That'll probably be messy!

....are boring Who's got the best plans for the weekend then? And I'm banning Happy Face from taking part!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2215910/Jimmy-Savile-What-Stoke-Mandeville-nurses-told-patients-Jimll-Fix-It-star-came-calling.html And if anyone's wondering, it's me who has removed "sir" from the title of the thread.

Al Yankovic is class

Dear me. They should box that Vitblitz I had in South Africa. which you kindly pointed out probably translated as White Lightning

Whoaaa! Where the hell have you been?? And why are you trying to break the board? (SMO, not Jonny obviously)

Jeez, that's just wrong Have you seen the new game where kids have to scoop up dog shit?

None of them are Alex or LBT.

Okay, that's enough. Locked.

You pair of detestable plebs! I had a Twix

I'm in a content mood. My brother is home from Iraq safe, sound and shitting through the eye of a needle, plus we've done the Christmas nightshift rota and I've got Christmas and new year off

Okay, chill your boots with the insults Winston. If we don't feed the trolls they might just go away.

You're camper than Meenzer by a country mile!

You can't get cheaper and more basic than this - but it's a bed for the night.. http://www.macdonaldhotel.com/page2.htm

Is this a purchase following one of the children breaking the other one by throwing something at it?

Glad it went well How was Stu?

They have as they want the professional services to take over. I don't imagine they want a member of the public finding the body of a child after 4 days

Or firemen even

She's always been a cold, detestable "journalist" She's never shown a shred of emotion or compassion throughout this, or any of the other stories she covers. She asks ridiculous questions and doesn't actually listen to the replies, preferring to look at her notes or concentrate on her next link.

When I was a student nurse, one of the girls in the nurses home used to do that regularly, except it was generally fish fingers. Because it was a hospital building, we would automatically get 3 fire engines despatched from the local station. It's never attractive greeting fireman at 4am stood outside shivering in flannel pyjamas

Apparently 2 witnesses have alleged they saw him walking near the river with a black binliner on Tuesday. The police have also brought in sonar location equipment to search the river again today.

Stop affording him the courtesy of answers to his fucking ridiculous questions. Blatantly hate-filled and irrational in regards to the Police service. And probably doesn't have half a clue as to what some of the Police have to deal with in their line of work.

God, I feel absolutely sick at this. I rarely imagine scenarios like this in relation to myself because I simply can't think about it. Something shuts off and stops me from doing it. I'm the same if I start to read a news article where a child has been intentionally harmed - I have to stop reading. I just absolutely can't understand how any human being could do that. A tiny, innocent, defenceless child man. God bless her family. I pray that they find her and let her at least go home to them

They can get a final 24hr extension today which will take them til tomorrow at 5pm. Her poor parents man - I just can't imagine.

They've still not found this bairn in Wales