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No pet, you're more Bananaman. When he's Eric

Rule #1 - Never appear too grateful. It was a nice pic though

Jeez KCG, Crocs was an absolute hole! Got hit by a flying pint glass in there once....

The Fish is my bitch

Start posting pics of Johan or I'll ban you. Then you'll see how fucking reliable I am!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-19399827 Rarrrrrrr!! Puddem up, puddem up!

Ahh, sounds like you might have met your match LBT. Good for her And good luck. No doubt you'll let us know in graphic detail how it goes..

Newcastle airport pigeon scarer? Oh, public sector? Is it my boss?

I made raspberry-infused vodka a while back but it took minimal time and effort save buying fresh raspberries, sugar and a bottle of Absolut

We use the word 'cakehole' over here but it works just as well! That meal sounds class. You must actually like this one cos you don't normally go to that much effort for a shag

Typical dad dinner

I'm just about tolerating you at the moment. Don't spoil it.

This whole (hole) thread is disturbing.

They do food at the Grotto too, don't they? And there's a canny spot for the bairns to play out the back.

Probably. I've got 48hrs at work between tomorrow and Sunday morning so I'm planning on a peaceful day!

Why, when I get the chance to have a lie-in am I wide awake at 8am? Most annoying.

I wander in from time to time to keep an eye on you boys. I am a proper fan aswell you know Like, season ticket until I had the bairn and that.

Can I put a late bid in for Cabaye please?

Dear me

I'd rather be ugly, smell nice and surround myself with blind people

Bye bye beer.

That's just a mermaid! Is that really a tough choice for you boys?

Feel free to add your own. There's always the old classics - Would you rather have no arms or no legs? Or be blind/deaf?

This 'lion' on the loose in Essex? They've decided it's probably 'a large domestic cat' How fucking large are domestic cats in Essex for anyone to make that kind of mistake?! Oh and here it is.. If anything, that looks like a shit version of the cowardly lion from The Wizard of Oz.

Don't think about it too deeply Jon! I was going to say DVD's vs CD's but then someone would just say they'd download them anyway