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Did anyone see the bloke who won the shooting gold being interviewed afterwards and he was saying how he'd not been able to find his mam and dad in the crowds? Just as he said it his dad appeared and he just shouted "DAD!!" and fell into his arms. It was lush

Thanks for sorting them Ant http://www.dailymail...urgery-U-S.html

Thinking of you. The furry ones are far more than 'just pets..'

I find judo very, very strange. Well done to Gemma for that silver but it's very odd.

Bravo wykiki - whilst I appreciate your contribution to my cause, he's really not attractive

Okay, now I'm certain this place is going mad. Martin! What are you doing? I was sure you'd be on my side and finding some more hotties!

It's safe.

I love Claire Balding as a commentator. She looks genuinely excited about it all as well as being well informed.

And Chris Froome was born in Nairobi I think. A truly international British bunch!

Have you lot all been sniffing glue this afternoon?

Highlights of the womens gymnastics on now. I wonder if they'll show our lass who was first on the beam, slipped after she landed a jump and cracked her fanny when she landed legs akimbo on the beam. I said "Ooooffff" out loud when she did it...

Bert le Cros - what a dude! I wasn't crying until I saw him and his mam lose it and then I was gone

Chad le Clos beats Michael Phelps in the 200m butterfly and cries like a baby. And so did I...

If ifs and ands were pots and pans, there'd be no work for tinkers hands...

I love the Olympics. I don't think there's ever been a day in my life when I've woken up and thought "Ooo, we could win a medal in the equestrian event today!"

I won a putting competition in the Maldives once. Beat all the lads and everything. The prize was 5hrs of golf tuition with the ex-pro who worked at the club on the island. Totally wasted on me...

This. I absolutely love sport, probably more than the majority of girls but golf bores the shit out of me.

[media=] [/media] Just beautiful.

These tweets to Tom Daley are getting a little bit out of hand. I think this cocky little boy may find himself in some trouble in the coming days.. https://twitter.com/Rileyy_69

Yeah, she lives and trains in Plymouth and she's only 15! Poor lass was completely overwhelmed by it all

Robbie Renwick goes in the 200m freestyle next, and as a bonus I get too gawp at Ryan Lochte...

That Japanese dismount was a fucking disgrace! I'm still over the moon for them but they should have had silver. Well done lads. Gutted for Tom Daley/Waterfield after they only got 4th earlier. He's since had some absolute c-word tweeting him to say he's let his dad (who died last year) down. Pathetic.

Fuck me, have you even read this forum over the last few years? We've done nowt BUT give him guidelines/advice/warnings, both in public and private. Get over it.

Okay then Stevie, which of the mods do you think are sending the snideyness levels through the roof then? Oh and give over with the bloody dramatics. You'll be lighting a candle and singing All We Need Is Love next...

Is that 'records having....' or 'record shaving....?'