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That Japanese dismount was a fucking disgrace! I'm still over the moon for them but they should have had silver. Well done lads. Gutted for Tom Daley/Waterfield after they only got 4th earlier. He's since had some absolute c-word tweeting him to say he's let his dad (who died last year) down. Pathetic.

Fuck me, have you even read this forum over the last few years? We've done nowt BUT give him guidelines/advice/warnings, both in public and private. Get over it.

Okay then Stevie, which of the mods do you think are sending the snideyness levels through the roof then? Oh and give over with the bloody dramatics. You'll be lighting a candle and singing All We Need Is Love next...

Is that 'records having....' or 'record shaving....?'

Just need to make clear that I was in favour of this decision too. Frankly we've better things to do than moderate him daily and watch other posters leave because of him. There will be those who don't like it, but a final decision was long overdue and tonight it's done. Onwards and upwards.

Anastasia Vasina and Anna Vozakova, Russia. Prancing round professionally with not many clothes on... There you go, lads. Don't say I never do anything for you....

I still can't get over how much she looks like the bloke from CBeebies..

No Spain vs Brazil at SJP then!

Hugo Parisi, Brazil Chucks himself off high platforms and spins around..

Whooo, they're looking good!

He'd probably enjoy it.

Well done Rebecca Adlington. Bronze in her weaker event. Frankie Boyle - shove it up your arse!

Ryan Lochte, USA Hot and wet..

1984 for me to - I can remember it vividly. My mam used to let me stay up late to watch the athletics and I've loved the Olympics ever since.

Watch the 9pm programme from the beginning. When the teams start to come out forward it for about an hour and a half then watch the end bit.

I went to Dicksons for a bacon sarnie on the way home from work this morning and the bloke behind the counter said exactly the same thing. "Wasn't it fantastic? Well, until McCartney came on that is..."

Did anyone have a fleeting moment of panic when it looked like Steve Redgrave's torch might not light in the wind?

Well I feel very proud, especially watching the NHS bit. Speaking of which - best go and do some work...

Aye, time for a wee.

Okaaaaaaay.....

What is it?

Mine almost looks like that without the help of cement and superglue...

Clever shite!