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Yes thanks Wacky, I understood the first time

They aren't that bad!

I was inspired to make these this afternoon...

As I said - I personally think you're a better poster than you were before. I don't need to use the 'ignore' function as you're more interesting than you were when every other word was "c*nt"

Still being able to post on here when you should have been banned several times over isn't necessarily a good thing either but we all have to live with it. For what it's worth I think you're a far better poster now than you used to be.

Definite lack of girlies around here at the moment like.

Shut up Kevin.

Kevin, stop acting like a fucking pathetic 5 year old. Presuming you can get yourself to work for your shift, ask who the supervisor is for the shift and then do exactly as you're told. If you act like you do on here then you won't need to turn up for your third shift.

Big woman with dodgy earrings from Eastenders.

Erm..........

I,along with a couple of others used to be the Events Manager. We had some canny pissups Plus if just one person thinks twice before posting the c-word then my work here is done. And I make sure your clocks are put right twice a year.

Posted Peasepuds address and phone number all over the net. Classic Not really considering the potential to be threatened. No different to Craig handing out my ip on here. To be fair considering his overt work with the NUST, he wouldn't be hard to track down anyway. Posting someone's address and phone number is completely different I would suggest.

Posted Peasepuds address and phone number all over the net. Classic Not really considering the potential to be threatened.

It was half time man cos she'd barfed all over the seats in front of where she was sitting. She also spent the entire day trying to get a photo of you to put under her pillow when she went to sleep

What are you doing on here?! Happy Birthday, my lovely. Hope you've done lots of nice things

You bought his album at the age of 9? Yep, I still remember it, It was in one of those dodgy market shops in salou Well that's responsible parenting for you. Was your mother sucking off a Spanish waiter at the time? No. Letting me wander myself around salou while she was sucking off a spanish waiter would be bad parenting. They had to buy it for me you daft cunt, which meant they were with me. Language Kevin!

Wish it had been you. Now, now Wackster. Play nice.

Will do

Happy Friday my darling. I shall jiggle them for you next time I see you I tingle with excitement I'm in London next weekend actually. I'll give you a shout if I'm at a loose end Well I'm on nights fri-sun, but I'm happy to take you for brunch at the Breakfast Club in Soho (Google The Breakfast club, D'arblay street, Soho... it's fucking Ace) That's very kind of you but I'm on a hen weekend so I'm not sure how easily I'll do early mornings!

No man, Gazza knew him from the days Bin Laden used to holiday in Marsden Grotto. He used to hang out with him at Oz (the discotheque fatasy) cos he knew he wouldn't get any hassle.

That psychopath has had a hold over that poor lass since she was 15 years old. He abused and humiliated his own children and felt he had the right to blow one man to pieces, almost fatally wound the love of his life and a policeman because she had the audacity to want a life without him. The staff at the hospital who saved her life have also been living in fear and working with the protection of armed police since this happened as he said he would come and get them should they 'let her die' For anyone to dare to suggest that any of his action were her responsibility is unforgivable and sickening! I know more about this case than I'm allowed to elaborate on a message board but Sam now has to live with this experience for the rest of her life, and at some point has to try and explain to her little girl just what her daddy did, as well as living with the wounds that he inflicted on her. Anyone who blames her for this needs to have their heads examined.

I think Happy Face's auntie has a guesthouse

Happy Friday my darling. I shall jiggle them for you next time I see you I tingle with excitement I'm in London next weekend actually. I'll give you a shout if I'm at a loose end

Happy Friday my darling. I shall jiggle them for you next time I see you

Unforgivably late but no less meaningful. Have a celebratory post-birthday weekend!