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5'4 and that's all you're getting.

That entire documentary made me laugh so much that I was in tears. I was trying to eat my tea whilst it was on and I had to abandon the tea as I couldn't breathe

He's this years Jedward innit. Prefer Aiden but he won't win.....that painter fella will. Haha - his mooth annoys me when he sings Really annoyed Wagner is still in it. He's shite Don't see why all the crying and wailing at this point when it's blatant that the final will be Matt, Rebecca and One True Voice. Are you from 2002? It's One Direction man. My niece is in love with all of the pre-pubescent little shits.

Thank you for allowing me exist here amongst the men, it's so very good of you all I'm more than capable of fighting my own corner and I'm happy to do so. I do find it quite commendable that my other half has resisted PM'ing you and Stevie considering the content of some of your posts towards me, because if you said it to me on the street then he'd probably beat the crap out of you both

I prefer to eat out tbh

Wasn't me!

No, my love, that's just you

Now doesn't that make you feel wanted? Random fact of the day: My son's newest word is "boobies" I'm so proud

Just make sure there are no snakes on it first. Or bombs

Do it

The paranoia will have him in an institution by the end of the day. is that those institutions where they wipe peoples arses Catherine ? Is that where you work ? I didn't think an acknowledgement of my apology would have been forthcoming.... Just finished a busy nightshift actually, and Gemmill's post was the first thing I saw when I logged in earlier as I hadn't had the chance to read back on the posts from last night. Thank you for your apology. I accept it and hope you will think twice about jumping to incorrect conclusions in the future. And no, I work in an operating theatre department. I don't get to wipe arses very often any more unless we're doing bowel surgery.

Your facebook status and your previous post where you spelt "certain;y".. am i the only one who ignored your friend request I didn't even get one! I'm suitably fucking devastated

The paranoia will have him in an institution by the end of the day.

Will you bloody well behave yourself!

Would it kill you to apologise, Leazes? (have I gone too far yet?)

Do you want it in braille? I don't have the power to ban anyone, either here or there man!

You call me a cunt for doing something I haven't done, to someone else and that's not ganging up on me? I accept your apology on the basis that you're just an ill-informed, hot-headed idiot who hasn't got the sense to find out the facts before jumping in with both feet into a discussion which doesn't involve you. I thought you were getting better on here and I've almost enjoyed some of your recent posting but you've just proven yourself to be the same arsehole you ever were, and that's a real shame. Cath said the 'C' word?! And she's going to say it again in reference to these two lunatics if they don't pack in!

I don't even know what your username was from a few months ago - like I've repeatedly said; I have nothing to do with weeding out previously banned posters. Why are you even bothered??

You call me a cunt for doing something I haven't done, to someone else and that's not ganging up on me? I accept your apology on the basis that you're just an ill-informed, hot-headed idiot who hasn't got the sense to find out the facts before jumping in with both feet into a discussion which doesn't involve you. I thought you were getting better on here and I've almost enjoyed some of your recent posting but you've just proven yourself to be the same arsehole you ever were, and that's a real shame.

Stop being a martyr on Leazes behalf man! I'm sure he'll have his say soon enough.

We're going to have to do this all again when Leazes' sleeping tablets wear off...

"The evidence you were presented with?" Are you a lawyer? This has nothing at all to do with you Stevie, so the pair of you can stop bitching like a pair of teenage girls about me because "what he believes to have happened" absolutely did not happen, simple as that. And if each person has their own morals then I'll thank you to stop dictating to me what mine are!

Leazes doesn't think his age is relevant in discussions (except when he claims his accumulated life experience trumps everyone elses). And his behaviour regarding NO is sad regardless of his age. Personally, given his age, I think its even sadder. He should know better than get utterly obsessed by a bunch of kids on a football messageboard - do you seriously disagree? In this instance he's annoyed at what he feels as an injustice, and looking at how he views what has happened, then it's understandable. Tbf Stevie, you're not averse to slagging people off yourself whether you know the age of the person or not. Do you think it's right that he makes unfounded allegations about someone with evidence that he's completely made up in his head?

So you haven't read the other thread but decided to jump in there anyway? He posted the same post in both fucking forums man! It really is as simple as that. Show me where I've admitted matching IP's cos I'd love to see it! Word for word? I took this on face value. indeed mate, in fact the lovely Catherine has just confirmed in the "Dear Children" thread that she is dishing out IP numbers of members on here to other sites. Well let that be a little lesson to you eh? The ramblings of a madman are rarely factual.