Dougle

Canny two meters there for those elite bastards. 😑

Fucking hell, there's a page 2. Just realised.😗

Is it not in County Durham? The warped bastards.

Put these up your none existent social media pipe you fat cunt

Sometimes I eat in my sleep.

"Wus have got it sorted"

Fuck Off.

In which league/division?

Conspiracy theorist.

Christ I’ve just watched the blokes post match interview on the BBC. What absolute fucking gibberish he can spout. He seemed almost gleeful too for some reason. Delighted.

Newly promoted team.

Cheese n Onion Smokey Bacon Prawn Cocktail Ready Salted Brussel Sprout Salt and Vinegar Hot Dog n Mustard Worcester sauce

From what I recall it was well over the line too. Like almost touching the net.

No man that’s just from a couple of years back. Two MLFs pre journey and ready to hunt for some parking near Wembley, take over Trafalgar Square and go watch their team get beat in the Checkatrade Trophy Final. The FTM was on the boot. Marra

Fuck Off.

A truly tremendous band. Got tickets for them in June. (Like that’ll happen 😑)

erm

He is pissed there isn’t he? Like those times where you’ve hammered the free booze and you’re introduced to your new boss, You don’t give a shite what absolute bollocks your talking just as long as you say it in a non pissed sounding voice and maintain a cool, serious face. What a crunt

#CANS