Dougle

And here’s me thinking that was to show possession. What a thick cunt I am then.

But, now that I’ve checked out who they are, I’m not so approving. They don’t seem to belong to St James at all. Fucking chancers.

Well it’s got me thinking about Craig saying we pronounce it St. Jameses. Nah we don’t. The ‘ses’ thing is for plurals. Like: Steve Bruce can eat many bacon sandwiches; There are many churches called St. James’s; Kid Dynamite sniffs the crotches of unclean clothing items (so we are told); How many passes could a team of ASMs string together?. As to the name, I approve.

"Bacon sick did you say?"

Poor fucker. Did some minion have to chauffeur him out of bed to his settee to record that shite?

Aluz hated those Bilbowah bassahs marra FTM.

Haaland is some player mind. 51 Mil?

Conspiracy theorist

The Cherries took the lead on three minutes - with Villa temporarily down to 10 men as Villa left-back Lucas Digne was off the pitch to remove jewellery.

Mark Hughes man. He will never leave the '80s

Skin?

I was trying to cry myself a river..... any advice?

I just had to google ask Jeeves

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Each to their own mate, but I think I would rather listen to Craig on repeat with his pronunciation of St James’ Park.

Just taking any opportunity to slag off the totally inappropriately employed get.

The miserable bastard on Radio Newcastle who gets all excited, then sounds gutted and bleats when the opposing team attacks, then doesn’t score. Also ridicules most other decisions in our favour. Likes to say “he’s a big bouy” a lot. Makes the poor fuckers without a ticket or stream(’)s match day experience a right fucking ordeal. (in my humble opinion)

Me'dYP