Tdansmith

What the fuck is your problem ? I've got a double on Sweden and Denmark to qualify what's your problem with that ? Are you my bookie you fucking bellend.

One down one to go, howay Denmark

RIP Shiva

Ex-FUCKING-cuse me ?

Lots of championship and Chinese clubs interested in him apparently. So he might be worth playing just because he will be out to Impress any new club.

Thanks Dan, back to the studio.

Fuck sake is it compulsory to be a sarcastic twat on this web site ?

A tough ask for Northern Ireland today one nil down from the first leg against Switzerland. Rep Of Ireland in a much better position to go to the WC after a nowts each draw away.

First and second were superb but Terminator Genisys was so disappointing. Hard to believe Terminator was released in 1984 !

I've never seen 2 but if it's better than the first it should be awesome, the bathroom scene in the first film still has the kids in fits of laughter.

Bless you internet warrior

A widowed Jewish lady, still in very good shape, was sunbathing on a Totally deserted beach near Tel Aviv. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked Up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "How are you today?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book. "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. ”Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Haifa," he answered, and again he resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussy cats?" With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her Swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life. When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz ? "

A man received the following text from his Neighbour: "I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home - but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again." On reading the text, the man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife dead. A few moments later, a second text came in, "Bloody spell check!! Sorry Bob, the second sentence should refer to your wifi."

Last week my girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy! She wore a very tight miniskirt and was bra-less on that day. She told me that her sister had to rush somewhere and had instructed her to tell me that she will make up for the meeting later that evening. We are to get married in a few weeks time. After a little chit chat, she whispered that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going to my bedroom,and if you want one last wild fling, just come over and get me.” I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I opened the door and Lo! behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in- law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in the car!

A great goalkeeper but he's gone now.

You forgot to say "In my opinion"

That's our two best players out injured.

Did you notice in Wheelman that the speedometer never moved off zero, not once.

Both Frank Grillo and Shea Whigham have ties to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Frank Grillo played Brock Rumlow/Crossbones in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and Captain America: Civil War. Whilst Shea Whigham played Roger Dooley on ABC's Agent Carter.

Ronnie Gill poll has Mitro way out in front http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/aleksandar-mitrovic-scores-again-serbia-13885880

Developments this weekend apparently Maybe wednesday ?

Worst fake tattoo ever

How many sunderland fan mates have you got ?

I dunno, why don't you ask them seeing that you love them so much