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Tdansmith

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  1. "If I was a betting man, I'd say that was a man" 😂
  2. Porn hub have so many categories these days you can lose track.
  3. I love Liam Neeson but some of his recent films have been average by his high standards. This one is excellent .
  4. I find it really strange that they think posting that type of shit is funny or will wind NUFC fans up or both. Do they not realize it just makes them look fuckin' pathetic ? Our takeover has literally destroyed them.
  5. 😂 "EVERYBODYS DOING THE TONY MOWBRAY, COME ON BABY DO THE TONY MOWBRAY, I KNOW YOU’LL GET TO LIKE HIM IF YOU GIVE HIM A CHANCE NOW, COME ON BABY DO THE TONY MOWBRAY, HE’LL TAKE US ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE, SCORING GOALS FOR FUN WE’LL DO IT WITH EASE, SO COME ON COME ON DO THE TONY MOWBRAY WITH ME" https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/everybodys-doing-the-tony-mowbray.1592369/
  6. I don't think Everton will go down this season, but I hope we stuff the stanley blade loving bin dipping twats and make them shit bricks looking at the league table late on thursday night. 2 nill to the Toon.
  7. In the form of his life and he gets a season ending injury. That's so unlucky and I feel sorry for him. He could miss out on so much.
  8. I'd settle for an injury time dodgy pen winner, just to help with the fewm.😂
  9. I know this won’t go down well on here but we should make a huge statement by refusing to play the game in protest against their ownership. So they go through, so what, but the PR ramifications would be massive for them and their ownership. A controversial view point, I know, but what a statement it would make. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/our-owners-and-club-staff-better-not-entertain-al-rumayyan-staveley-reuben-and-the-mag-trash-at-the-fa-cup-game.1620956/
  10. Northumbria police on hearing the FA Cup 3rd round draw.
  11. I used to love them as a kid, stuffed the whole packet in my mouth at once , I was a proper cool kid. 😂
  12. Lots of " It's not NUFC anymore, it's Saudi fc" types posts to help them deal with it.
  13. Look at this one 😂 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/jamal-khashoggis-other-half.1620958/
  14. It snowed last night… 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgender man…women…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up . 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested. By noon it all melted Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes
  15. Die Hard meets Santa. Watch if you've got nothing else to watch. meh 4/10
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