Tdansmith

Not all recent but I'd add to that list Bobby Shinton Mavis Riley Paul Robinson Paul Dagleish Xisco Andreas Anderson Albert Luque

ashley "stevey from wallsend, you make sure you play that joelinton in every-game he cost me £43 million you know" fraud of a manager from wallsend "yes sir mike, anything you say, you are a top top owner"

On this day in 1987 Spurs was the most terrified I've ever been at an away game, not for the trouble after the match but the crushing on the terraces. https://youtu.be/i42jCN6duHY

Red or yellow ? in the wolves espanyol game only a yellow wtf ?

Especially if Trelford Mills was the ref

liverpool one down after 4 minutes v A Madrid

2nd Chelsea goal ruled out as well A matter of time before someone is sent off

and he scores to make it 2-0 jammy gits

yes i agree, why the hell did VAR not look at that ??

Chelsea 0 Man Utd 1 ht Frank looks like he's going to cry Batshuayi playing from the start in the Premier league for only the 5th time in 4 years !!!

I know, but at least it got us talking albeit randomly

A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said 'Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. It ties you up in knots. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished.' The Irishman nodded in acknowledgment. As the match started, the Irishman and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward,grabbing the Irishman and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen. Suddenly, there was a Long, High Pitched Scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the Irishman collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match. The trainer was astounded.When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked 'How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!' The wrestler answered 'Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could.' The trainer exclaimed 'Oh, so that's what finished him off?!!' 'Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls'

Maybe I'm being a bit paranoid but there are five Peruvian owls sat on a fence looking in my window I think they're Inca hoots

You wear girls pants ? No wonder you can't get on a bus

It won't be long before bruce's friends in the media will not be able to say "more points than Rafa had at this stage of the season"

It will be interesting to see how Shearer defends his best mate on match of the day tonight.

It's full up mate, you'll have to walk.

bruce's luck has well and truly ran out, freefall to the bottom 3 or 4 follows

lots and lots of empty seats

Aston Villa lose to a goal 4 minutes into time added on

Schar only on the bench wtf ?