thebrokendoll

fucking tremendous. here's a fiver, clean the bogs on the way out, you useless fat cunt.

in the percy arms, absolutely heaving. an hour to kick off, and my first time at sjp for just over 13 years, had just about given up hope of ever going to a ground my dad first took me to in '67 again, feels quite emotional. @ewerk I'm sorry. @Monkeys Fist I wasn't pissed, but I'm well on my way now.

fantastic speech. I applaud your moderating skills.

probably not no. but then, if you want to jump in head first by telling people to FUCK OFF with your capitals then perhaps you shouldn't be surprised by a reaction?

it's from a stiff little fingers song, take it up with them.

3 so is FUCK RIGHT OFF.

SPUD THICK MICK.

SPUD THICK MICK.

COULD HAVE BEEN 10 YEARS IN TO A FUCKING REBUILD NOW YOU FUCKING THICK CUNT.

desperate for ashley's club to get relegated. then relegated again, then again, then again. it's what he and all those who have actively and financially supported his running of it deserve.

ian wright absolutely nailed it last night. they just don't care enough. corruption and a dismissal of what's right or wrong is endemic in football, not just fifa.

there's a reasonable chance I wouldn't see eye to eye with one or two of the clientele in there either.

I'm not angry, more incredulous. I hated thatcher's government with a passion, would've been a bit stupid really then to have funded it by drinking in the local conservative club, don't you think?

is that a young liza minnelli? I do wonder at times about the folk who go to sjp, be they the ones who pay ashley or the ones who are happy enough to be a backdrop for his grotesque advertising hoardings as to just what it would take for them to throw in the towel? was keegan for me, fucking idolised (not in a sexy way) the bloke both as a player and a manager, as well as a principled man. been lucky enough to speak to him at length on several occasions including when he unveiled the memorial for the stanley pit disaster. the absolute dictionary perfect description of 'antithesis' to bruce. ashley treated him like scum. I know you're not a stupid person so you don't need me to list ashley's 14 year old and continuing contempt for the club, city and people of newcastle. me, I'm utterly convinced that if ashley dug up their dead mother and fucked her in the center circle just before kick off we'd have lunatics amongst our support stating 'well ashley's still not gonna stop me going to the match' as if it was a badge of honour. bizarre really.

they grow in car parks? no wonder I've spent many fruitless hours wandering round cold damp fields!

ah, and here was me thinking it was all to do with sheep shit!

must be climate change. when I used to live up home I'd go looking for mushrooms in mid october, although sometimes you'd find them on waskerley moors a bit earlier.

only three and half hours to go. gonna be gutted if the fat man doesn't sell both saint maximin and wilson.

wasn't me.

edwards wouldn't unsterstand the concept of it getting dark on a nighttime.

@Howay @Ayatollah Hermione both spot on. caulkin's talking bollocks. never has a club deserved to be relegated more. hope we do a swansea and I get back to supporting a real, phoenix nufc.

I paid the best part of £700 for a kayak on friday afternoon and spent a few hours paddling round talybont reservoir in the brecon beacons yesterday afternoon. fair to say I made the right choice too, well apart from the bit where I got out the water to listen to that shite on radio newcastle.

nufc.com reporting the attendance as 44,000 yesterday, (oddly the bbc, sky sports, nufc.co.uk not giving one at all) only 2 home league games in and we're already nearing the point where lee and brucey can claim they're gonna reward the people of newcastle with 10,000 free tickets.

mikey's earmarked our transfer warchest for his future son in law.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58340082

chop the first hand off mate.