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I'll do a 600 mile round trip to spend the day in a field provided.... it's red hot there's dance music being played in the 138-144 bpm range. at least half those in attendance are scantily clad dready hippie chicks. every fucker is on at least one form of psychedelic drug. there's chilled cider and white wine readily available. in the event of getting the munchies there's stalls selling chicken tikka pieces wrapped in nan bread or moroccan falafels with a mint yoghurt sauce

tbd doesn't fucking want one.

fucking incredible. the stupid fucking cunts.

just spotted it!

probably a stupid question but.... how did you get on in the man utd ballot?

actually the horse puncher was a mackem, here's the irrefutable evidence....

the arch at marsden rock collapsed under the weight of hoardes of the cunts climbing up there for an orgy with the cormorants and kittiwakes.

they're all signing a petition to stop having a stadium built on leazes park... https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/save-leazes-park-lol.1651803/ it.must be really confusing being a mackem, one minute you're a fully paid up member of amnesty international campaigning for human rights whilst simultaneously protecting the environment and resident wildlife. the next minute you're out rioting and looting filled with hate fuelled by the far right and anti-immigration at the same time as raping all the local seabirds and filling up the football stadium/streets/public houses with human excrement. the weird cunts.

@Christmas Tree @PaddockLad @Toonpack outing themselves as festival virgins above here .

I reckon @Ugly Mackems should rename his 'the final memberships' to just memberships. can they be improved? should they be tiered? should they be scrapped? what could you replace them with? are the ballots being weighted? should a successful ballot automatically disqualify you from the next couple? do the club give a fuck? probably not.

ah, forgot about that! I spoke to a bloke at newcastle city council yesterday, I think they've accepted i genuinely didnt recieve the original pcn because of moving house and he made a note to this affect on the reference number. posted a form off to northampton yesterday who then should return it to newcastle who'll reissue the original notice to my new address, at which point I'll get the opportunity to pay it at £60, still shit... but better than £202 i got a text this morning from GovUK asking me to rate my experience on yesterday's phone call, I'm hanging fire to see if the above becomes a reality, if it does I'll give them 2/10

?? what is this gibberish? explain yourself..... nark.

man utd ballot...... unsuccessful. now there's a revelation!

sticky fingers with young lasses and dismembering bodies. it's took a rather sinister turn this thread.

I quite admired the way they went about the khashoggi thing me. if I thought i could've got away with doing exactly the same thing to the entire family of cunts I was practically joined to the hip with in the next door semi for 2 decades, I would've followed suit.

I've not bought or won a football.top for over fourty years. if I'd still lived up home and had regular contact with mackems I would've bought the white and green saudi 3rd kit, applied a very dribbles of gravy and worn the fucker continuously.

I've turned in to a one polluting machine. it's only a matter of time before extinction rebellion are barricading the end of my lane.

the thread for the home game against tottenham at the beginning of september last year, ie six and half fucking months ago appears to have disappeared. anyway just had alook in me fucking post box and found this... fucking clean air zone fine again except this time it's been escalated to northampton county Court so its gone up to fucking £202, its literally the first fucking thing I've heard about it... THE CUNTS looks like I'll be featuring on 'can't pay we'll take it away' because they can go and fuck themselves. I DONT FUCKING BELIEVE IT!

oh aye, forgot about that. feels like more than a year ago mind!

been well and truly pipped to the post by this tragic fucker here i think. so look north a regional news broadcaster runs a story about a football club from the area they report news from winning a trophy at wembley for the first time since 1955. in fact, unless you count the papa john's pizza cup it's the first time any club from the north east has won a major trophy at wembley for over half a century. I know what to do says this stupid cunt, report them to OFCOM, not only will it make look north squirm like fuck while they're being investigated, it'll give you immense pleasure at the same time.

I was surprised there was still a couple of hundred left by lunchtime, they've usually all gone before 11 other than the odd one that pops up that somebody's put in their basket and haven't paid for it in time. assume brentford must've returned some already, start looking again on the the monday before the game and even on the wednesday up until a couple before kick off, they will pop up if you can put an hour aside to keep hitting the refresh button. I've had a mate of ours come up with us in the car ticketless from down here and spent the journey on the website on his phone and get sorted before we've joined the m1, but mind that's always been for a televised game where's there been the back up of sitting in the percy for a couple of hours if it goes to shit. good luck.

aye, I never entered the ballot for this one, it's a liong drive home for midweeks, don't get back till gone 4am, but I went on the online sale this morning for exactly the reason you've stated. enjoy!

about 3ft tall mate, made out of yew which is hard as the hobs of hell, fucked the chain on me saw!

this bindipping cunt on rawk taking it exceptionally well....

nah, still the same bone breaking pitbull, think it's just the angle the photos taken at that makes him look smaller.