Carl

Do Avocados grow in the Himalayas ?

I never realised Jamie Ohara was such a good player until he told everyone on Talksport this morning, one of his teachers told him to stick in at his school work in case the football thing didn't work out. He got her back by driving past the school in his white Bentley...........prick.

Hopefully the first movie will make a lot more sense when I see the second one, a bit like Sister Act.

Looks like I've been blocked from Tag Heuer Twitter

Not sure what this means

Most of Talksport detest Newcastle and a few Jason Cundy and Iam Abrahams readily admit it, in fact it's only probably Laura Woods and Adrian Durham that dont actively hate us

I dont even know if Ashley will be to bothered about selling our purples, we could realistically start next season with the same team as finished the last

Is she the one that had a go at Shearer

I thought the acting was outstanding, but the story seemed a bit clunky, Joker is obviously mad but I always saw him as mad genius rather than dumb crazy mad and I dont see how he could get others to follow him. Ridiculous I know but everyone in Gotham is either rich and good or poor and bad ready to riot

Probably in a massive minority here but I thought Joker was crap.

Georgi Bingham was having a go yesterday and then then threatened to mute any Newcastle fans that didn't agree with her opinion.

Has Bruce not fired up the old transfer machine yet or is he waiting until we sell a couple, I personally dont think we will spend a penny this summer

I think he has his heart set on Real Madrid

Sounds like Pirlo is the new boss.

Ali Mccoist, Danny Kelly, Simon Jordon and Hawksbye & Jacobs are entertaining but that Jom White is excruciating

He does a Sunday morning show on Talksport which confirms my opinion of him as a relentless bore, I've told his co host on the show what I think of him on Twitter today, obviously it will make no difference in the grand scheme of things but it made me smile.

He was the forward at Charlton that refused to play in their last few games in case he got injured

I see Lyle Taylor has been linked with Celtic but the supporters dont want him

Do the premier league even have to make a statement since the offer to purchase has been withdrawn

Especially just now, the manufacturing industry in the north east is hemorrhaging jobs.

I still remember the stories of chairman betting their star players they could beat them at pool for a load of cash and then just letting the player win.

You either allow everyone to have external investment or nobody, FFP has done a terrible job at trying to control this, but on the face of it letting chelsea, Man City and the likes of Wolves to invest and build infrastructure in the club, you have to allow everyone to do the same, the O & D test is surely to stop people like the new owners of Wigan taking over not the Saudis.

Massively unfair for the bigger clubs but probably needed in these times, however it will only lead to dodgy payments to players.

Great post

I'm at the stage where I want the consortium to own us, I couldn't give a monkey's where the money is from because the media will spin it against us anyway, we are cannon fodder for the top 6 and that's it. Talksport once ran a pole asking if Ashley should save jobs and buy House of Fraser or buy Newcastle a new player. I have seen no such pole if Arsenal should save 55 jobs or buy players, the media agenda is set so fuck the lot of them.