Carl

Apparently Schar and Lejune have to leave before Holding can come in

Stolen from a site that contains wankers but it's very funny

Sounds like a panic buy to me, Ashley will wait till the last knockings of January before he sanctions any such deal.

He was my first Twitter ban.

Aye it's only halftime, we play them again on monday

I'm sure we'll lose out on loads of players for the simple fact that Charnley is incompetent and takes an age to do anything in case he makes a mistake and upsets Ashley

Looks like our boys took a hell of a beating today, apart from Lascelles who dished out a beating and got sent off, this season is going to be interesting............................full meltdown by the third game IMO.

Not many rent boys or cast offs linked with us today.

Have faith in Bruce people.

I always liked Henry Winter

I hate the fact that you have to have been a footballer to be an expert, the experts are the guys that enforce the rules and know them inside out, or the guys that write about hundreds of games a year, footballers are generally thick, that's probably why non of them are referees.

Depends how much you will pay Ashley to take them off your hands? I'm not sure if your a betting man but if you are put every spare penny you have on Newcastle going down this season. Only Covid can save us now.

Surprised Saint Maxim not linked with anyone

I'm not saying I don't agree with this but with the exception of Roy Keane Sky Sports is very bland these days

Looks like the rest of the Premier League are having a whale of a time linking themselves with all sorts of players and then trying to sign them. Newcastle and Burnley just sit their watching.

Bruce yesterday "Dwight looks in tip top shape"..........today, *pulls hamstring *

I definitely didn't have Maguire and Dwight Galye in my fantasy team!!!!, I'm fucking jinxed man.

Rumours he was protecting his sister who had been injected with a rape drug

Looks like we've signed Hendrick, talk about surprise signing, I didn't even know we were linked with him, shocked me that, right out of the blue..........who is he ?

Wow, even the old photos have atmosphere

No, it was just on Twitter this morning, I started going in the early 80s and it looks before then

Have I missed Ashleys statement