Jusoda Kid

Naw me either, much rather have my wee asus netbook, more powerful, more storage, and a 9hr battery (6 if im watching movies), really can't fault it and it's perfectly portable. Info and prices please ant, thinking about getting the lassie one

Been fancying one of these but the reviews are mixed and I was hoping it would have dropped in price by now http://www.advancedmp3players.co.uk/shop/M...stomers_reviews

See J69, he may be able to help with this, no promises though

Would you? Money wouldn't be half as much fun without your family and friends to share it with. Thats where your plans would fall apart

His button has obviously popped off his shirt and had someone's eye out and he's had a claim put in against him

The irony being that 99% of people on here would say the same about you what you trying to say im scary or something Put it this way mate, I wouldn't like to wake up and find you standing at the bottom of my bed in the middle of the night.

He's just been up mine an hour ago showing his new motor off, he's like a ginger Michael Knight.

He's always been a skinny ginger tramp, eats like an abandoned dog though tbh so I've no idea how he's like that.

I've seen five year olds in Byker and Walker that I wouldn't even look at in the street never mind roll about with.

Pup's brother is the same, he's nearly been thrown off sites for constantly abusing the mackems. My brother hates them but reckons he's seen nowt like it the way GG goes on with them when he was grafting fro him, pelting half clemmys at them on the sly when their passing and pissing in their milk in the bait cabin.

I would say I'd only won a few million but I'd post pictures relentlessly on here of my new cars and pinball machines etc just to piss J69 off. I'd also get his address and send him postcards from every exotic location I visited. I'd give him six months before he was self diagnosing and eventually end up in his own facility treating himself because no one else is as good as him at his job.

One of the Gorillaz? Soz like Jonny but I wouldn't put that in the dogs bed.

The irony being that 99% of people on here would say the same about you Shut the fuck up Mr Magoo, at least I'm not a Jaffa

Rumour has it that the injuries are all in his head, he's canny on a treadmill though, Gemmil showed him this shit: http://www.youtube.com/user/owenhargreaves...u/8/SMy-qBo0gbw

Christmas tree and his family?

Not being funny mate but if that is you I wouldn't let you watch my kids, thats for certain.

He'd be shoving sweaty fistfulls into his pockets the discount whore-loving, spitting-in-burgers little oik. Not if I made him do it in the nip. I'd pay him whatever he could fit up there. You'd be skint in six months, it will be like a kangaroo's pouch after the Dam trip.

Funny that because I heard there was quite a few Sunderland fans in the Darlo end... Also don't forget about the pitch invasions from a lot of your ''fans'' that take place every single time we play at your place, all those lads arrested at central station for causing bother etc etc. Seriously - you're either on the wind up or an incredibly stupid, stupid hypocrite. Are you trying to compare the actions of our supporters in one of the biggest games in English football to a shitty little pre-season friendly where your fans showed themselves up yet again? To you lot its the biggest because thats about as good as it gets for you, as its the only time you see your ground sold out.

Not on facebook, its for cocks

Tricks are decent but I reckon he needs to polish his act

Can someone point me in the direction of a photo of our little ginger leprechaun please?

No probs, Dam Dog

Looking at them I think I know what the majority of it will be getting spent on.

Better stop riding those dogs then big man! Pot kettle? Was this your mam and dad Kevin?