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Make up artist? Its a fucking mask she wants. Like a crack head version of Deborah Meaden

Mong. Me as well Gingerama, I fancy giving these a blast.

Aye, I was off sick for a week with it about a month ago. Although as it's nerve damage, it's my back/neck/shoulders as well. Thought it was fine the other day, hence why I went back to the gym. Obviously I was wrong. make sure you're sitting properly at work. I've had problems for years now and recently I switched to a normal straight back chair and I've been fine since.

Tecato downgraded to JJ's bitch

Right, do the Italian up the wrongun then come home and give Mrs P it in the mouth just in case she did stray......arse to mouth and she doesn't even know it, result!! (might taste it) Don't forget to post the results

Did anything go on between him and your missus though

No everything is fine at home. Has been for about a year. This is why I feel so iffy about aformenshioned scenario. If there was something going on with the croatian, I'd be getting this italian nailed, just for my own piece of mind.

Confused here. Is Mrs P still kicking about with that young Croatian Bull? If so, get this Bird done, Italian birds love it in the stink.... don't they?

This. Its something I'm very against tbh, especially where kids are involved and its long term. Anything under three months relationship wise and you're still single imo.

Fucking hell, any need for that. Just nearly brought my Ham Wrap back up.

It was a shambles that mind. Couldn't understand why Ortiz looked so happy after the way he had just been beaten.

You taking the piss? just wasted 50 secs of my life you twat.

I was at that match. Did it in the cup at SJP the following season (iirc) too. Aye, I was there, first and lass time I'd ever go to the match with our lass.

I thought Anal was a scouser, Everton fan.

Starting to bore me now. As for NUFC, the whole thing is more luck and an accident than anything to do with planning.

How long do you reckon he can hang on to his job, can't be much longer imo. None of the fans rate him, like him or respect him? and he's clearly not up to scratch when it comes to writing articles.

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Aye, I'd imagine so

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Its 70% blokes at my gym. Wor lass does it a couple of times a week mind. I found it hard getting used to the fixed wheel, you have to sort of bounce to the music in rhythm which is hard when it's something like Black Sabbath. Our lass reckons she seem this old fella slam his ball bag down on to the handlebar stem the other week when he stood up to sprint and his resistance was too low, say's she just heard the the thud, but they must have shrivved up years ago as he just kept on going. I wouldn't have been able to pedal for laughing if I'd been there.

Dont talk daft man Aye, take no notice of them Hot Shot, he's talking shite.

Nearly happened to me that on my first visit. Had been on the drink the night before and it nearly killed me. I've rode a bike most of my life so didn't think I'd find it to hard but fuck me, its a killer, thought I was going to die after about 15 minutes and the sweat that was coming out of me was horrendous, dripping like a fucked fridge. Couldn't get off though when this old fella to the left of me was like fucking Lance Armstrong on E, would have looked a right dick. I think I may have been turning up the resistance too much though as when it finished my wheel just stopped. frightened to go back tbh

Yes. I dream of the day CT gets in his taxi and theres a pungent smell of marzipan accompanied by a ticking.

Good show that.

I bet you wouldn't give it a go though Parky? Haway then Big Shite, rip the gas off the wall and stick one of your copies of Foreign Policy Magazine in the toaster. I look forward to a prompt reply.