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What was he threatening to do to people on their walls? The post cuts off for me. Paul proving the power of the internet by uniting a shower of bickering twats behind 'laughing at the fat lad'. Aye, good call. Can you imagine him heckling the best man at that wedding he's at with a few pints down him though? Or worse, if he was giving the speech himself and wasnt getting the laughs...from the most polite person in the room suddenly the darkness descends and he's giving it "You fat paki, I'm going to rape all your mothers!" with the bride in utter turmoil beside him.

Whoever's in the passenger seat would be 6 feet in the air. His left arse cheek I'd say. *edit: won't let me post the pic for some reason, but pic 42 on his profile thing is some girth. Hells bollocks Paul, what have you done to yourself? That's the badger. Good of his lass to hold his stick for him tbf.

Whoever's in the passenger seat would be 6 feet in the air. His left arse cheek I'd say. *edit: won't let me post the pic for some reason, but pic 42 on his profile thing is some girth.

In case anyone was still in any doubt about what was getting Dave's goat... I'll say this like, the welching thing is harsh. If it'd been him that'd suggested it then fair do's but it wasn't, so what was he sposed to do? And as he says he's not here to win a popularity contest and thats fair enough iyam. It genuinely would be boring if everyone agreed on everything.

Fuck me what a big derby. He's like Harold's fatter brother. That fucking shirt and tie combo.

......eeeeeh! And he was such a polite fat, racist bastard aswell!

On the seventh day He rested.

Who's the cat that won't cop out When there's danger all about? Skids! Right on He's a complicated man But no one understands him but his woman Ashley's Skids!

Some right needle on here the neet. Is this honestly what we want Paul's legacy to be? Paul leaves and the shit hits the fan. You just never know what you've got til it's gone.

Me? I've done nowt other than react under unprovoked attack from the usual boring suspects I think you get far more stick than you deserve like, but "Fuck off and die" is a bit of an overreaction.

Howay man ASM! Nee need for some of the stuff in here. And equally in fairness to ASM, the welching stuff is a bit harsh when it wasn't him proposed the bet to start with.

Yup. I mostly start the day with oats or muesli with no sugar and a tablespoon of flaxseed. Then eggs and wholemeal toast at the weekend You can get Alpen with low sugar. This thread is as gay as it gets. If you can't enjoy a drinks binge or a proper fry up once in a while, seriously, what's the point in living? You can take that philosophy to extremes however, like tipping up for a pint at Tilley's with dengue fever for instance.

end off

Paul, are you honestly 41 btw?

Aye, Enrique was probably the biggest threat going forward today but got rinsed a couple of times at the back. Proper mixed bag.

Indeed we will. Sign them up to long term contracts and then you can demand a bigger transfer fee. Which narrows down the number of potential suitors to those you can do fuck all about anyway and even then it's gonna cost them and maybe make them think twice. So you don't deny that's FMA's intentions then? Seriously man you need to give your head a shake. Those that are likely to come in for him are the clubs occupying the top 6 places. And not one of them will think twice about financial outlay if they feel he'll vastly improve their squad. I can honestly see Man Utd interested in him given the state of their central midfield. Still the right move for the club though Craig. Toonpack is correct when he says their is little you can do if silly money and champions league clubs come knocking. At the very least you want to make sure if that happens we get the best price possible surely. are you still conceding inferiority to the likes of Liverpool and Spurs ? Try not to derail a positive thread for once. relevant comment that needs an answer tbh. Your a one trick pony bore mate. Lifes too short for your ilk. more irony. You might think we are inferior to the likes of Liverpool and Spurs, but some of us don't. The club should be aiming to get above these teams asap. Is literally what every post of yours boils down to and it's only shorthand for "outspend everyone" at the end of the day, however you dress it up. You could save time by abbreviating each one of your posts to: 'asap' and we'd still get the message. obsessed. Like it or not, what I said in the other thread is exactly what Ashley has done to the club. And you're still an obsessed wanker, that posts a load of old bollocks. There was an annoying as fuck Budweiser advert a few years ago where all these Yank blokes shouted "whaasaaaap?!" down the phone to each other. Well you could do one for John Smiths; you sat there in your y-fronts surrounded by empty tins shouting "asap!!!!" down the phone, to the talking clock.

Psychic Stevie http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport..._medium=twitter

Marshy, what is that mad walk you're doing in your ava? That ball looks like it was never under control at any point.

Are the kebabs on naan bread or pitta round your way, mate? If it's pitta then sack it and go for the Chinese tbh. Naan bread, its cheaper aswell I'm going for kebab Well played.

Are the kebabs on naan bread or pitta round your way, mate? If it's pitta then sack it and go for the Chinese tbh.

I was number 11 until you got moved up to the first team. Now I'm benched at 12.

I like you but thats fucking nonsense mate. Its not a gamble, unless signing a contract is a gamble. You cant classify a contract as a gamble. If it was one year less would i have been a gamble? A year less than that and thats his current contract. You're basically saying that the risk of a career threatening injury in the last 2 years of this contract are too big. That is nonsense from a rick benefit perspective. Plus clubs are insured against the players having career finishing injuries. As for the impressing the gullible bit, well i guess like with everyone else who has said the same as you (so am not picking just you up on this) its the only position consistent with your previous point of view, so you have to say that. For me, it doesnt change much i have to say because with Ashley he's chopped and changed his strategy and desires for the club so much, its a bit foolish to pin him down to one and think he is sticking to it. I didn’t say career ending injury. Loads of players have one great season and then never reach the same heights again, a serious (but non career ending injury) is just one of many reasons this can happen. I’m not saying Tiote will be a one season wonder but there seems to be no obvious benefit in giving him six and half years. We gave Carroll a five year deal. Ben Arfa got four and half. Williamson got five and a half years. Tiote got six and half... how do you think the club decide how long new contracts will be? Myriad factors?

Came in a taxi, you could've came in a taxi.

(LLB) Law. Interesting degree, shit profession.