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Bang the email address up mate. Aye seconded.

Doubling up on the aforementioned knicker offensive. £115 but it's to cheer me the fuck up.

I don't mean I'm turning into a transvestite either.

Hopefully get me into a particular lasses knickers.

Can we even rule him out with ashley in charge! Were you in Frankie and Bennys on Saturday btw? Urinating in the foyer?

£165 but it's to cheer myself the fuck up.

I could actually see that going the way Shakey was unveiled for Fulchester United in Viz, from under a dust sheet.

oh for shure.

Jol would be walking out of a dutch oven and into the fire.

Thanks for coming to tell us all anbout it 5 hours after it happened then. sorry for late reply but i only just registered today i couldnt post i tried but gave me a error so i decided to wait Happy Face throwing his fat around there with the new members.

Knowing me Alan Pardew, knowing you Mike Ashley A-HA! Fucking joke.

Dear me. What a load of shite that is. Is it David fucking Craig that's responsible for that? Happy New Year Sorry? Leazes' open textured speculation that there's a buy out in January. What the fuck is that? I looked up it and still don't know what it is. You've got the fucking English degree! Totally made up. Kudos for chancing it mind. Well it is a day for complete nonsense tbf.

Dear me. What a load of shite that is. Is it David fucking Craig that's responsible for that? Happy New Year Sorry? Leazes' open textured speculation that there's a buy out in January. What the fuck is that? I looked up it and still don't know what it is. You've got the fucking English degree!

Dear me. What a load of shite that is. Is it David fucking Craig that's responsible for that? Happy New Year Sorry? Leazes' open textured speculation that there's a buy out in January. What the fuck is that? Open textured language. ie vague and capable of having various meanings. So if he's wrong you can't actually say he's wrong.

Dear me. What a load of shite that is. Is it David fucking Craig that's responsible for that? Happy New Year Sorry? Leazes' open textured speculation that there's a buy out in January.

Always reminds me of Sigmund Spassky from the World Stare-Out Championships

Well at least he won't have that vexed conundrum here. The fucking plank.

Aye am between numb and uncontrollably laughing at what an absolute joke club I've invested large amounts of my love, tears, time and effort over since I was 6 years of age. Sick joke of a club. When you ask yourself the question, what more could he possibly have done given the hand he's been dealt, (without straying into the realms of outright fantasy) you do honestly just have to laugh. It fucking defies any rational thought. Turned round a team utterly at odds with itself and indifferent to it's employer and got us promoted Got rid of cripplingly high cost wasters (some natural wastage I grant you) Made good PL additions for modest outlay Reversed the (justified) media derision of the club Had the players playing for him A perfectly realistic prospect of staying up in our first season back Some wins which hinted at a possibly better future What else, realistically was he supposed to be doing at this stage of the season? What the FUCK else?! Not based on yesterday's performance. Perhaps if Gutierrez put as much effort into tackling as twittering this wouldn't have happened. Or ameobi looked like he gave a fuck with the captains' armband as well. Ameobi give a fuck? Did you not read what I wrote? I said without getting into fantasy ffs. Do you think Hughton's heart was warmed every time he had to put Shola's name down on the teamsheet? I bet he could have given you twenty names he'd rather have had if he only had a paltry couple million quid to spend to replace him. Shola's a career waste of time, he's proved it over a decade. Even then though Hughton still managed the minor miracle of making him look at least slightly interested in more games, as a percentage of his appearances.

Aye am between numb and uncontrollably laughing at what an absolute joke club I've invested large amounts of my love, tears, time and effort over since I was 6 years of age. Sick joke of a club. When you ask yourself the question, what more could he possibly have done given the hand he's been dealt, (without straying into the realms of outright fantasy) you do honestly just have to laugh. It fucking defies any rational thought. Turned round a team utterly at odds with itself and indifferent to it's employer and got us promoted Got rid of cripplingly high cost wasters (some natural wastage I grant you) Made good PL additions for modest outlay Reversed the (justified) media derision of the club Had the players playing for him A perfectly realistic prospect of staying up in our first season back Some wins which hinted at a possibly better future What else, realistically was he supposed to be doing at this stage of the season? What the FUCK else?!

Keep shifting between numb to stupified to livid and back again. What an absolute fucking calamitous shit sandwich of a situation.