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The gloryhole was too high and wide.

There's clips of youtube of foreign immigrants being beaten up by gangs of big 6ft4 racist twats, for the crime of being there. Renton had it right Russians are cold, calculating, soulless twats. Ivan Drago was the classic Russian. If I sound bitter I am, it's an absolute disgrace, it's like having Halle Berry (being us) in a line with Fizz, Sonya Jackson and Big Mo, and Big Mo won. It's too much to take, I can't take in justices in life it's the one thing that drives me up the wall, I'm bitter and I haven't got it in me to say well done Russia, because this is corruption at the highest level, the UN should investigate but they're corrupt twats too, the Putin change of heart to go says a hell of a lot. A country of 160m, the second super power of the world changing his plans in 18 hours. This is the worst thing I've ever seen in sport. What's with the gloves btw? *Walks to door stripped to waist* "Got your hat, Ivan? Don't forget your gloves!!" He'll have his name tattooed on his knuckles. He'll have done well to fit "Bilyaletdinov" on his knuckles. Not if they're playing away to Chernobyl.

Brilliant!

There's clips of youtube of foreign immigrants being beaten up by gangs of big 6ft4 racist twats, for the crime of being there. Renton had it right Russians are cold, calculating, soulless twats. Ivan Drago was the classic Russian. If I sound bitter I am, it's an absolute disgrace, it's like having Halle Berry (being us) in a line with Fizz, Sonya Jackson and Big Mo, and Big Mo won. It's too much to take, I can't take in justices in life it's the one thing that drives me up the wall, I'm bitter and I haven't got it in me to say well done Russia, because this is corruption at the highest level, the UN should investigate but they're corrupt twats too, the Putin change of heart to go says a hell of a lot. A country of 160m, the second super power of the world changing his plans in 18 hours. This is the worst thing I've ever seen in sport. What's with the gloves btw? *Walks to door stripped to waist* "Got your hat, Ivan? Don't forget your gloves!!"

I bet they do ok like. Dunno about winning it though. Unlike England 1966 - all games played at Wembley, Argentinian Captain sent off, dodgy Russian linesman......................... We'd sort of have had home advantage wherever we played like. That kind of comes with being hosts.

At least everyone who qualifies is guaranteed to get to the Qatar Finals like.

Don't mentioning it.

Yoko Ono looking well.

Is that the 4th one?

"I'll take the short one with the black hair and black shoes."

That guy behind left: it's the funniest thing he's seen in the history of Communism. Kim Jong: "Yeah, you all laughed at the coat too you cunts, but now look at you!"

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I don't think that's actually what he was trying to say from memory. Something about it being a stepping stone in a move to a bigger club. Was complaining about not getting opportunities at Newcastle, which was right, but how much of that was down to his attitude and the fact that we didn't have a manager who could keep him in check (Joe Kinnear FFS). Aye, basically the point I was making tbh. A combination of him being a thick fucker and English not being his first language. Leazes has latched onto it big time but it's really not the best example to keep citing when trying to make a point about other clubs having overtaken us. And as I say that move to the 'big club' is yet to materialise.

Nee bother mate and good luck to her with it. Sorry about the inbox, if it's not Fish pm'ing me for advice on girls it's Chez wanting much needed fashion pointers. I'll get it cleared.

I get that they're doing fancy dress, but I'm still fucked to know what 2,3 & 4 are sposed to be. 3 I can only think of Ronnie Barker in 'Clarence'

Thought the vast majority of Rastas were vegetarian. I thought vegan, hence the reference Live long and prosper, Mon.

Goat is actually the de facto curry meat. Mutton over here if you're talking West Indian curry tbf. Never lamb in thai green curry though. Dave is quite clearly off his chops.

http://www.clubcall.com/newcastle-united/n...ce-1128046.html http://www.eatsleepsport.com/newcastle-uni...id-1128046.html Wheaters contract is up in the summer, he's twice as good and would play for £30k. is this a "sell to buy"policy you are advocating ? When Campbell will be 37 next season ? Why not Taylor AND Wheater ? I realise you will dismiss this because its me, but quite simply, any half progressive club would do this - assuming it is the managers judgement of these 4 players currently at the club. As a rule you need two players in every position, most clubs stick to it. As it offers cover and makes running training a lot easier. Five centre backs is excessive. * Coloccini and Williamson take up two spots. * I'm confident Campbell has at least another year in him. * Which leaves one spot for Kadar. As you point out Sol is in his twilight years, so we should look to loan out Kadar and bring in Wheater. Adding Taylor into this mix would obviously give us greater depth, but his high wage demands would set a bad presidence for all future contract negotiations. Average player who haven't been playing can't expect a wage rise. precedence ? I'm sure if we don't give him a competitive salary, some other more progressive club will. Like Wigan. In the meantime, the half decent players left at the club will be tremendously motivated seeing other good players being allowed to leave for more money elsewhere. 'Precedent' fwiw. And in the interests of balance, can you stop using the example of N'Zogbia citing his move to a "bigger club" in Wigan..I'm pretty sure the lad's thick as fuck so it doesn't really matter what he calls them. He never did get his move to Arsenal either, astonishingly.

Those lads look like they're getting on famously though.

If you can't look good at right back then you're never gonna look good anywhere on a football pitch. Full back's the most limited role you can play and right full back you're typically up against fewer high calibre players than left full back simply because statistically the pool of good left footed players (who you're defending against) is a lot shallower to start with. Simpson or Taylor can play there for me, I'm not really arsed. Campbell and Collocini in the centre Left back is just a pleasure to watch.

It never said he was scoring the pens tbf

Aye, first thing I'd think to do for someone born 200 years ago an all.

Google imaged her?