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mike.ashley@chunkylover.com?

Who's Lisa like?

You know when your secretary brings you your solicitors letters do you laugh at her typing errors as well? Hey...I'm not into any role play shit, ok?

John Al Inman Or indeed Russel Bin Brand. Fucking pathetic bastards using the conflict as an excuse to cause bother, fuckers probably don't give a toss about it, place wasn't good enough for them to stay in after all. The've been demonstrating in Mcr the last few weekends-I can see the procession route from my windows. No bother here like, they probably remember the Glasgow Rangers footage from last summer.

John Al Inman

"Charles InJobFear"?

Aye, but I think he was born in France with Sengalese parent(s). "Je ne sais pas-ces Senegalais vien ici, ils se prendre nos travails, ils prendre nos femmes, ils prendre nos maisons...... les cheeky bastards" dit French Stevie Writing exclusively for Le Mail Quotidienne

Too right he can, I just wish he'd take Kinnear with him Sell him to Zeljeznicar Sarajevo "Charles InBosnia"

'prosterity'

Should ask him to forgive and forget. "Charles Amnesia".

Any thing I can do in northumbria I could do from home really. Wanted to go away properly for a bit, get the lad out in the fresh air, make it a proper break from school and stuff. looked at centre parcs omg - 800 bish for 4 nights - bloody robbin sods. You can get arrested for that, so you might well get your wish. PS you sure you're not a bloke?

"Partridge, you're through to the static home!"

Was watching it with Greg-we'd had a few like but convinced he definitely called him that. PS Alex, apparently you still owe Greg money you tight get.

Did JFK call him Charles Insomnia last night on SSN?

If you want to be as central as poss you should go for any of the NCP's with a Deansgate address. Theres at least one at each end of Deansgate. It's not too bad for navigating around btw. I'd say it's generally a bit easier than the Toon and a million miles easier than Leeds (for general comparisons) probably as a result of the ring road, so the motorway isnt feeding directly into the city centre.

This one has got 'dry-bumming' written all over it.

Jumping Jack Flash tbh

Empathy?

Owes his life to his pervert neighbour.

Take it easy, one sniff of the barmaid's apron and you're mortal. Bollocks man. Going to attempt the Didsbury Dozen this afternoon! Will be a mess later on no doubt! Wahey!!! Gettin there sunshine! To anyone else going to the match, just drink in town. Don't bother drinking near the ground-it is a fucking horrible part of Manchester.

Lip up fatty.

Get a room man. For asking him where he lives? Get a room man oh dear. Comparing how I speak to Steve, to how you speak to The Fish or some of the other "Trent posse", you'll need a surgical removal of your cock from some of their arses. Here we go, I say one thing and he goes off on one like a girl. I'm not, you wouldn't have said anything if I said look NE5 you're old and you're talking shite as usual, would you? It would've been "good point that "pal"". Don't cry pet.