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Phil Mitchell is alcoholic and he owns a pub.

A lot of repressed gay rage at the end of the day.

Excellent post, Craig. I remember being at a Man U match with a mate that day. The news of 'crowd disturbances' kept getting fed over the tannoy and the Old Trafford crowd were generally having a laugh about it, particularly when it came through that the fixture had ultimately been abandoned. I will always remember the announcer's words: "this is not funny!" It was only after the match, back at home watching the news reports that the tragedy became clear. That footage is really quite difficult to watch so long after the event with everything that is now known about events that day. The fans really were just walking towards their death.

Not limericks as such but these always made me laugh as a kid and nowadays when pissed. The boy stood on the burning deck Eating a tuppenny Walls, A bit dropped down his trouser leg And paralysed his balls. The boy stood on the burning deck Playing a game of cricket, The ball went down his trouser leg And hit his middle wicket.

Summat on your mind like?

Don't get me started tbh.

They do it. Apparently it takes about 1-2 years driving around on a moped. Monkey spunk?

Well played that man.

Wonder what it's called in New Zealand, as that's how a Kiwi would pronounce 'mixtape' anyway.

You at the metro centre M & S? You didn't say, what a numpty you are Magma. 20 minute brisk walk for me What did you think I was at the M&S in town? No, the one in the Grainger Market Well in that case I musn't know your stepmam. I doubt it, she works at the Northumberland street branch. I said the Grainger market because I could see you standing folding old women's knickers up all day. no thanks. rather slit my wrists than do that tbh. Liar, you'd like nothing better than to get your grubby little mitts on a pair of old woman's trunks, especially if they'd been used. Never mind his mitts, I reckon he wears them on his head like a balaclava helmet.

Had £117 in me Sky Bet account, and stuck the lot on. Balance is now £175.50 Think I'll stick some of that on Villa tonight at 10/11, this Russian team haven't played for 10 weeks. £200 on it here. Give my regards to Willie I don't know Willie, I know his friend. Aye I know. Give my regards to your mate.

Had £117 in me Sky Bet account, and stuck the lot on. Balance is now £175.50 Think I'll stick some of that on Villa tonight at 10/11, this Russian team haven't played for 10 weeks. £200 on it here. Give my regards to Willie

GVA per capita in North East England = £15,177 GVA per capita in Northern Ireland = £15,175 A swing and a miss but keep trying. Half your country is on the sick. No wonder there's so many fat cunts with 29 BMI's all sat at home watching Jeremy Kyle. 3 posts in 4 days, and this is one. What I like about the OOT's on here is apart from some Mancunian orientated ones, they actually have a clue. When Hertfordshire parents die they'll leave a "wiww", not a fuckin will, and that's why you should support Tottenham or Watford. Good point though I'm a fat cunt yes. Just because I make a point of saying that you're an overweight, self-important hypocrite and racist doesn't mean you have to keep spitting your dummy. Behaviour of a bairn, tbh. Now kiss my 10,000th post. One small step for manc; one giant leap for manc-mag.

gumph!

All you need is a barmaid with perfect symetrical breasts and you'd be in heaven wouldn't you sammy boy? Can't believe I'm still taking flack for this tbh-you'd have them like a penny farthing I suppose you filthy mongrel?!

I got talked into the real ale movement when I was working in Birmingham and have to say it do like it. Much better than to drink the shit you usually get. diplomatically put.

No Jimbo, that was just because they needed proof how big a wanker you need to be to drive a Voyager I was in my Mrs' Fiesta at the time but I did make them laugh when I offered to drape myself seductively over the bonnet of the car whilst they took the shot. Probably give Lowestoft panel beaters a hard on like, but neebody else.

Leigh...??!! My fucking sympathies.

What were you doing kicking off with barstaff in Mcr ts, when your mates were over in Liverpool?

Glad to hear there's a few good men willing to stand up to Alex's baldy heresy tbh. If we're talking real craft, I wouldn't hesitate to recommend the likes of Timothy Taylor's 'Landlord' or Marble Brewery's 'Ginger Marble' as examples of brilliant (and diverse) British ale. Up there with premium foreign beers (ie lagers) for me for sheer taste enjoyment, no question. The pubs which really sign up to the idea of quality British ale also tend to be really nice places to drink.

For a country that drinks so much of it, English beer is, on the whole, absolutely fucking rank. There's the odd small producer doing ok stuff (still tends to be a bland imitation of continental styles) and, imo, 'real ale' is awful. Even the Aussies and the Americans have some decent smaller breweries doing very drinkable pale ales and pilsners and so on. Zip it, pissflaps.

Where the fuck did you get that idea from like?

Johnny-come-lately faith tbh. "Where were you when you were Sith..?"

Whereas Blyth Spartans are immense. Not sure I follow the logic, but it's hard to argue against.