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Not worth the powder and shot tbh. Complete no-brainer.

Completely idiotic. So she isn't then? Sorry, yes you're right. Case closed.

Completely idiotic.

Please be serious for a second.

Aye. Funny bloke with racist notions. Not exactly unique for his generation in that regard.

Start as we mean to go on please. No distraction signings.

No it wouldn't tbf. The place would be turned into a media circus, Beckham would be demanding a starting place regardless of the form of our RW at the time, Beckham lacks pace as it is and would take time to readjust to the speed of the PL and there's a chance that we'd see his rancid, sour-faced rake of a wife at SJP if she dares to venture that far north. Agreed. Want us to be a serious football club for the first time in years.

That much was clear when I opened the thread with an unbeatable sandwich. Well, at least 4 of the sandwiches on offer have beaten yours so far, imo. Gemmill's sandwich wasn't even winning at the time of the first post tbh.

Who the fuck is Josh, Who is Calvin Harris, who is anyone in the photos in this thread tbh.

Scampi is fish isn't it? I'm not misunderstanding this.... Fish and chicken people...

Not reading that article. Shutting my eyes, putting my fingers in my ears and hoping it goes away as quickly as Sam's summer tan.

I can picture Peasepud making that sandwich with tin foil on his head and an electric kettle flex holding his pyjamas up, shortly before the men came to take him back to hospital.

Scampi and chicken? Another one clearly having a nervous breakdown.

Precisely-quality of life issue for me. And as an outsider I'd say that Newcastle looks awesome in parts and it lifts the whole experience. In fact I'd say it was a world apart from when I used to come up as a bairn when it was canny shit and shabby. Same goes for Manchester. I actually think the centre of most of the cities in the UK are architecturally attractive. Mind you, that's the age of the settlement, large proportions of Newcastle, Manchester, Liverpool, Nottingham have strong Georgian influences and it's the making of the cities IMO. 20th century urban architecture, particularly early post-WW2 stuff is rancid. Anyone who's visited Stevenage (sorry Gejon!) will know what I mean. Possibly the only thing with less architectural merit than Stevenage is Gejon himself.

I thought concrete jungle was reggae? Apparently you can't do reggae Snakey cos when I tried those lyrics in my head they just didnt seem right coming from you. Must be the George Michael association.

Precisely-quality of life issue for me. And as an outsider I'd say that Newcastle looks awesome in parts and it lifts the whole experience. In fact I'd say it was a world apart from when I used to come up as a bairn when it was canny shit and shabby. Same goes for Manchester.

No I agree. On that Gateshead pic it looks canny sunny. Proves my point though-I dont think it looks so terrible as a result. Picture it in the piss wet through though and indistinguishable from slate grey skies and you get my drift you rhastclart.

Tbf though, look at the skies on those Portsmouth pics. I tell you this, lots of ugly/plain looking architecture can look a lot better when the weather is good and the sun is out. Just as all of outlook improves generally. Equally when it's grim then grim architecture looks even worse. I'm a fully committed Northerner but I have to say I think the weather is grim anywhere above Birmingham for most of the year. The South has it far better. For that reason it's even more important that we get good architecture up here. PS I know none of you consider me a northerner before you start but you can shove it up your arses.

Aye, they should have agreed to that provided he agreed to relocate and sub-let Cath's spare bedroom so that he could fully appreciate it.

I was about to write "Funnily enough, that's exactly how I feel about bollocks", but I decided against it. You've put me off pickled onions now you bastid. But not bollocks.

You're one crazy guy All this was after my first trip to the new gym too. I was so hungry and yet patient enough to make a 15 minute sandwich. A bit like a sandwich ninja prepared to wait for his prey. Beginning to make sense now tbf. I bet you could have eaten literally anything after that five minute slog on the treadmill.

The brioche is an error for any sandwich for my money. Far too sweet. Tbf your sanwich looks pretty good but the choice of mushrooms is clearly flawed. Wrong! The chestnut is a meaty mushroom which just bulked things up nicely. It's a womans choice for fucks sake man. A mans choice would have clearly been a portabello! The Portobello is a pleb's mushroom. I wouldn't even have them in my house. That's because your clearly a fanny, the portabello is a mans mushroom. Agree with Gemmill for once, the portabello is strictly for Big Issue vendors. Ironically it's the flatcap mushroom that dresses the top tables. ARS.

Is that a euphemism? For the first time ever, yes.

The Razzle Stack sandwich: Generous fillng of ham slices over a triple decker Kingsmill white.

Living with a stranger? No thanks! I imagine it'd be a Kato-esque jumping out of wardrobes all the while.